Top Republicans comment on Gore's Nobel Peace Prize

[JamesA1102]

George W. Bush
"Is that like the Publishers Clearing House prize? And what piece of it did he win?"

Bill Bennett
"Damn!!! I had my money on the Dali Lama. My bookie gave me 10-1 odds. And Please remember to buy my book 'The Death of Outrage' about the moral decay in America. I really need the cash. The casinos won't accept my markers any more".

Rudy Giuliani
"9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Gore, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Nobel, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Prize, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11"

Dick Cheney
"Al, I am your father!"

Mitt Romney
"This is a good thing for america...or maybe it's a bad thing...or it could be a good thing. Umm...Let me check the polls in Iowa and get back to you."

Ann Coulter
"Gore is a fag! But at least he's not jewish!"

Fred Thompson
"Go away it's time for my afternoon nap."

Bill O'Reilly
"I saw a black man reading about Gore's Nobel prize it in the newspaper. I tell you I was shocked. A black man reading a newspaper just like a white man. Unbelievable!"

Mike Huckabee
Gore is an alarmist. If this earth gets to warm, God will create another one for us. It only takes him a week."

[rzemanfl]

1. Great post!

[Swamp Rat]

2. LOL!

[Bjornsdotter]

3. Funny!

...I really like Huckabee's.

Cheers

[Beaverhausen]

4. LOL!

[gateley]

5. Love this - thanks! nt

[tridim]

6. Mitt would have to sit down with his attorneys first before commenting.

Good stuff!

[ChairmanAgnostic]

7. good one. "cept that McCain's actual words are even funnier.

[1monster]

12. Well, don't leave me in suspense! What did McCain say?

[ChairmanAgnostic]

15. sorry. al did not deserve it.

monks marching against the military do.

except, John misses the point. one country vs. one globe. Al wins hands down.

[flyarm]

19. except the monks would not be eligible till next year..but repigs wouldn't understand that!! eom

[ChairmanAgnostic]

22. there you go again. injecting fact into fiction.

these are REPUBLICANS we are talking about, fer kryst's sake.

(sorry for channeling Ronnie)

[karlrschneider]

8. Nice.

:D

k&r

:toast:

[11 Bravo]

9. DUZY ALERT!

That, my friend, is as good as it gets.

[Kurovski]

13. Done and done.

:thumbsup:

[JohnnyLib2]

10. heheheheheh, sending to RW friend right now.

Recommended. :toast:

[Kurovski]

11. !

:D

[Disturbed]

14. "It only takes him a week."

According to the OT, God was quicker than that. It only took him/her/them 6 days. Rest was needed on the 7th.

[Kurovski]

16. Comforting, isn't it?

:D

[Seabiscuit]

24. But the question remains: Did God begin on a Sunday or a Monday?

Does the 7th day, or Sabbath, fall on a Saturday or Sunday?

[Seabiscuit]

33. Holy wars have been fought over even less consequential B.S. by organized religions.

Dumbfucks.

[WillyT]

29. And Why DID God Need Rest ???

Does God get tired?

Hmmm...

:shrug:

[stlsaxman]

36. SCHYEAAAH!?! After all she's only human....

[sellitman]

17. Mailed to all my friendly neighborhood Repugs!

Fantastic!

[flyarm]

18. it will surely go over their heads!!! eom

[malaise]

20. Great post

Pat Buchanan actually thinks it's a conspiracy by those Swedish socialists. :rofl:

[B Calm]

21. I feel silly being the 31st person to recommend this post, but

I like it! HA HA

[pioneer111]

23. Too Funny

Democrats have a sense of humor. The Republicans provide lots of material

[ooglymoogly]

25. very funny take. kr

[David Zephyr]

26. JamesA1102, Hillarious!

K&R

[sce56]

27. K&R! ROFLMAO

[WillyT]

28. Most Excellent !!! - K & R !!!

:applause::rofl::applause:

:yourock:

[NastyDiaper]

30. George W. Bush is giving his Acceptance Speech to a staged

audience. Bush's morning brief was edited to indicate that he won the prize.

[Maestro]

31. Excellent!

But the Bill Bennett one cracks me up the most!

[yardwork]

32. Michelle Malkin: "Some people say that Al Gore dodged the draft."

Rush Limbaugh: "I heard that Al Gore was a draft-dodger. I served honorably. Pass it on."

Freepers: "Al Gore and John Kerry hid in canada while dodjing the draft, were they lirned Spanesh, read Karla Marx, and had gay sex while not inhaling. Also, Kerry is Frensch. This is a nown provn fact."

NBC News: "Reliable sources indicate that Al Gore and John Kerry were actually draft-dodgers. Stay tuned while we ask our guests the question, "Should draft-dodgers be allowed to win the Nobel Prize?"

Fox News: "Al Gore, who lied about receiving the Nobel Peace Prize, spends a lot of money on electricity. Next up - most scientists refute global warming."

[The Count]

34. Great! But I think W would say: "Poppy! How comes I don't get one of them?

I wanna! I wanna! I'll stop breathing until you get me one!" The one you posted sounds more like dear Babs.
Adding the 50th rec

[stlsaxman]

35. all of me are laughing!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[UncleTomsEvilBrother]

37. Hilarious....

I don't know why the Cheney one is so funny to me. LOL!!!!!

[stlsaxman]

39. Welcome to Democratic Underground! I loved Fred Thompsons quote

and I found his baby picture, too!

-"Go away it's time for my afternoon nap."

[thetaoofterri]

38. Huckabee's is soooo appropriate :o)

Great post. Thanks.

[Cha]

40. They all wish they coulda

thought of that huckabee one.

[Iwillnevergiveup]

41. The draft Gore petition

just passed 200,000.

[bigwillq]

42. HA! Great thread!

:bounce: :hi: