Since, according to RW'ers, the Nobel Prize has a liberal bias, will they make their own Prize?

[ck4829]

The Conservative Nobel Prize:

Chemistry:
David Petraeus, for saying we found Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction back in 2003

Literature:
Ann Coulter, for her new book "All Liberals are stupid and I bet they have cooties too!"

Medicine:
Bill Frist, for his incredible diagnosis of Terri Schiavo via video

Peace:
Bush, for invading Iraq

Physics:
Discovery Institute, for their work on Intelligent Design

Who are YOUR winners for the Conservative Nobel Prizes?

[Sanity Claws]

1. I'm not sure they would have the same categories

I think they'd have categories like antiunionism, religion, propaganda (something to catapault).

[AnneD]

2. They already have the equivalent....

Bush's Presidential Medal of Freedom:spray:

Besides, everyone knows the truth has a left wing slant to it.:sarcasm:

[TwilightZone]

3. They tried to make their own "Daily Show"...

and we all know how well that worked out.

[Richard Steele]

16. At least their version of the Nobel Prizes would probably be FUNNY. nm

[MethuenProgressive]

4. Peace is a Liberal Bias.

So fuck 'em.

[LeftishBrit]

5. A few more

Chemistry:
Almost any big industrial corporation, for the chemicals that it releases into the environment.

Literature:
The Daily Mail, for its consistent spreading of hate since the early 20th century. Most of its news articles could also get the Booker Prize for fiction!

Medicine:
Rush Limbaugh, for his coherent and reasoned views about stem cell research abd Parkinson's disease.

Peace:
St Ronald Reagan, for helping to make the world the peaceful place it is today. Every year. Being dead shouldn't disqualify him.

Physics:
God. That's all anyone needs!

[Somawas]

6. They wouldn't call it "Nobel" though. Something for reality deniers.

Maybe The Nazis. As in, "There are none so blind as those who will nazi."

[Cirque du So-What]

7. 'Justification for Greed' would be a likely category N/T

[flvegan]

8. Literature would have to go to "The Pet Goat" by Siegfried Engelmann and Elaine C. Bruner

For giving * the strength to make it through the announcement on 9/11.

Chemistry:
Chad Castagana, for his work with anthrax

Medicine:
The Army of God, for their tireless efforts to kill medical providers

Peace:
Dick Cheney, the puppetmaster

Physics:
<redacted>, for their work in bringing towers in NY down in their own footprints

[RainDog]

9. LOL k&r

isn't it amazing how everything that the entire literate world seems to accept as reality as we know it is just "liberal bias?"

maybe it's liberal majority of the western world. (can't speak for everyone- and that's their target.)

whenever any talking head says "liberal bias" they should hear... "you mean liberal majority opinion, not only in America but around the world?"

Elks Lodge #4908 award for best secret handshake: AT&T and Verizon

[Devlzown]

10. Enron for Economics

n/t

[Uncle Joe]

11. Bush already tooted their prize for chemistry.

Their prize for literature only has pictures with numbers in it that can be colored according to a complex chart.

Their prize for medicine had to be recalled because of lead contamination.

Their prize for peace was being treated at Walter Reed and hasn't been heard from for a long while.

Their prize for physics is a pair of gym shorts and a t-shirt to be presented personally by former Congressman Foley.

They did create a new category prize for propaganda, however the competition was so stiff, they just declared everybody a winner and went home.

[ThoughtCriminal]

12. There's the "Ig-Nobel Prize"

http://www.improb.com/ig/ig-pastwinners.html

Among the 2007 winners:

PEACE: The Air Force Wright Laboratory, Dayton, Ohio, USA, for instigating research & development on a chemical weapon -- the so-called "gay bomb" -- that will make enemy soldiers become sexually irresistible to each other.

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Right Wingers - beyond parody.

[Lint Head]

13. Yes. It will be called The Fascist Feast Prize.

:dem:

[MedleyMisty]

14. Sort of OT

but why is that that they think that anything without an extreme hard right bias has a liberal bias? What is it like to live in a reality that is biased against you?

[RainDog]

20. well

what is it like to live in a reality that is biased against you?

I think in medical circles it's called paranoid schizophrenia

causes its victims to lose touch with reality. They often begin to hear, see, or feel things that aren't really there (hallucinations) or become convinced of things that simply aren't true (delusions). In the paranoid form of this disorder, they develop delusions of persecution or personal grandeur. The first signs of paranoid schizophrenia usually surface between the ages of 15 and 34. There is no cure, but the disorder can be controlled with medications. Severe attacks may require hospitalization.

[Sparkly]

15. Mine

Chemistry: Colin Powell


Chimpy, for upcoming book: "Verbs is Good."

Medicine:
Larry "Wide-Stance" Craig, for finding creative new uses of prosthetic hands in bathroom stalls:

[TahitiNut]

17. The "Oppenheimer Golden Mushroom"??

:puke:

[gatorboy]

18. They could call it the Freepie.

[WHAT]

19. AWK...Award Winning Crap, and the winner is....

I think the people should introduce AWK awards just to be inclusive. They could be presented on 9-11.

My nominations:

FEMA for soppy work
Cheney for shooting
ABCNBCCBSFOX for noise


etcetcetcetcetcetcetcetcetcetcetc

[Blackhatjack]

21. Why sure... 'The Dumbell Fleece Prize' would be very competitive...

Given to those who lack intelligence and common sense who nevertheless succeed in aiding and abetting their corrupt cronies in 'fleecing' Americans of their Government collected tax receipts and their own belongings and properties.

This year's nominees: George W. Bush and Dick Cheney

[Manifestor_of_Light]

22. Literature.

Literature (Philosophy & Criticism).

Fred Nietszsche: "What are morals to Sons of God?"

[Aristus]

23. "The Ignoble War Plunder"

Appropriate name for it.