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BadgerKid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 11:09 PM
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View from Mark Twain
Edited on Mon Oct-15-07 11:10 PM by BadgerKid
I had been thinking about getting back to reading more Samuel Clemens and decided just now to view the Wikipedia entry on him. On the face of it, this statement reads quite appropo:

I wanted the American eagle to go screaming into the Pacific ...Why not spread its wings over the Philippines, I asked myself? ... I said to myself, Here are a people who have suffered for three centuries. We can make them as free as ourselves, give them a government and country of their own, put a miniature of the American Constitution afloat in the Pacific, start a brand new republic to take its place among the free nations of the world. It seemed to me a great task to which we had addressed ourselves. But I have thought some more, since then, and I have read carefully the treaty of Paris , and I have seen that we do not intend to free, but to subjugate the people of the Philippines. We have gone there to conquer, not to redeem. It should, it seems to me, be our pleasure and duty to make those people free, and let them deal with their own domestic questions in their own way. And so I am an anti-imperialist. I am opposed to having the eagle put its talons on any other land.

# ^ Mark Twain's Weapons of Satire: Anti-Imperialist Writings on the Philippine-American War. (1992, Jim Zwick, ed.) ISBN 0-8156-0268-5

Just wanted to share that.


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NYC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 11:12 PM
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1. Thanks.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 11:14 PM
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2. One of America's greatest patriots.
:patriot: He's a pretty good writer too. :D

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Bozita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 11:17 PM
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3. time for Mark Twain's "War Prayer"
http://www.positiveatheism.org/hist/twainwp.htm

The War Prayer
by Mark Twain
written approximately 1904-05
quoted from Albert Bigelow Paine, ed.,
Europe and Elsewhere

Index: Historical Writings (Twain)
Home to Positive Atheism
Mentioned in The Bible Unmasked by Joseph Lewi

It was a time of great and exalting excitement. The country was up in arms, the war was on, in every breast burned the holy fire of patriotism; the drums were beating, the bands playing, the toy pistols popping, the bunched firecrackers hissing and spluttering; on every hand and far down the receding and fading spread of roofs and balconies a fluttering wilderness of flags flashed in the sun; daily the young volunteers marched down the wide avenue gay and fine in their new uniforms, the proud fathers and mothers and sisters and sweethearts cheering them with voices choked with happy emotion as they swung by; nightly the packed mass meetings listened, panting, to patriot oratory which stirred the deepest deeps of their hearts, and which they interrupted at briefest intervals with cyclones of applause, the tears running down their cheeks the while; in the churches the pastors preached devotion to flag and country, and invoked the God of Battles beseeching His aid in our good cause in outpourings of fervid eloquence which moved every listener. It was indeed a glad and gracious time, and the half dozen rash spirits that ventured to disapprove of the war and cast a doubt upon its righteousness straightway got such a stern and angry warning that for their personal safety's sake they quickly shrank out of sight and offended no more in that way.

Sunday morning came -- next day the battalions would leave for the front; the church was filled; the volunteers were there, their young faces alight with martial dreams -- visions of the stern advance, the gathering momentum, the rushing charge, the flashing sabers, the flight of the foe, the tumult, the enveloping smoke, the fierce pursuit, the surrender! Then home from the war, bronzed heroes, welcomed, adored, submerged in golden seas of glory! With the volunteers sat their dear ones, proud, happy, and envied by the neighbors and friends who had no sons and brothers to send forth to the field of honor, there to win for the flag, or, failing, die the noblest of noble deaths. The service proceeded; a war chapter from the Old Testament was read; the first prayer was said; it was followed by an organ burst that shook the building, and with one impulse the house rose, with glowing eyes and beating hearts, and poured out that tremendous invocation

God the all-terrible! Thou who ordainest! Thunder thy clarion and lightning thy sword!

Then came the "long" prayer. None could remember the like of it for passionate pleading and moving and beautiful language. The burden of its supplication was, that an ever-merciful and benignant Father of us all would watch over our noble young soldiers, and aid, comfort, and encourage them in their patriotic work; bless them, shield them in the day of battle and the hour of peril, bear them in His mighty hand, make them strong and confident, invincible in the bloody onset; help them to crush the foe, grant to them and to their flag and country imperishable honor and glory --

An aged stranger entered and moved with slow and noiseless step up the main aisle, his eyes fixed upon the minister, his long body clothed in a robe that reached to his feet, his head bare, his white hair descending in a frothy cataract to his shoulders, his seamy face unnaturally pale, pale even to ghastliness. With all eyes following him and wondering, he made his silent way; without pausing, he ascended to the preacher's side and stood there waiting. With shut lids the preacher, unconscious of his presence, continued with his moving prayer, and at last finished it with the words, uttered in fervent appeal, "Bless our arms, grant us the victory, O Lord our God, Father and Protector of our land and flag!"

The stranger touched his arm, motioned him to step aside -- which the startled minister did -- and took his place. During some moments he surveyed the spellbound audience with solemn eyes, in which burned an uncanny light; then in a deep voice he said:

"I come from the Throne -- bearing a message from Almighty God!" The words smote the house with a shock; if the stranger perceived it he gave no attention. "He has heard the prayer of His servant your shepherd, and will grant it if such shall be your desire after I, His messenger, shall have explained to you its import -- that is to say, its full import. For it is like unto many of the prayers of men, in that it asks for more than he who utters it is aware of -- except he pause and think.

"God's servant and yours has prayed his prayer. Has he paused and taken thought? Is it one prayer? No, it is two -- one uttered, the other not. Both have reached the ear of Him Who heareth all supplications, the spoken and the unspoken. Ponder this -- keep it in mind. If you would beseech a blessing upon yourself, beware! lest without intent you invoke a curse upon a neighbor at the same time. If you pray for the blessing of rain upon your crop which needs it, by that act you are possibly praying for a curse upon some neighbor's crop which may not need rain and can be injured by it.

"You have heard your servant's prayer -- the uttered part of it. I am commissioned of God to put into words the other part of it -- that part which the pastor -- and also you in your hearts -- fervently prayed silently. And ignorantly and unthinkingly? God grant that it was so! You heard these words: 'Grant us the victory, O Lord our God!' That is sufficient. the whole of the uttered prayer is compact into those pregnant words. Elaborations were not necessary. When you have prayed for victory you have prayed for many unmentioned results which follow victory -- must follow it, cannot help but follow it. Upon the listening spirit of God fell also the unspoken part of the prayer. He commandeth me to put it into words. Listen!

"O Lord our Father, our young patriots, idols of our hearts, go forth to battle -- be Thou near them! With them -- in spirit -- we also go forth from the sweet peace of our beloved firesides to smite the foe. O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it -- for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.

(After a pause.) "Ye have prayed it; if ye still desire it, speak! The messenger of the Most High waits!"

It was believed afterward that the man was a lunatic, because there was no sense in what he said.
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rusty quoin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-16-07 12:03 AM
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6. Post this onto itself brother.
What great words.
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lumpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-16-07 12:43 PM
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15. Wonderfull. Thanks for posting
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pnorman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 11:29 PM
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4. "Weapons of Satire"
Edited on Mon Oct-15-07 11:31 PM by pnorman
If you have that book, hold on to it for dear life! It's out of print now, and available only at "collectors prices". I got mine for $50, but it's now listed at Amazon for ~$175. Pretty extravagant for me, but no regrets. Much of that book used to be on Mr. Zwick's website, but not any more.

pnorman
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Bozita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-16-07 12:04 AM
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7. I've got a Mark Twain book series dated 1902-04.

"Weapons of Satire" is not in my set.

Is it a compilation?
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pnorman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-16-07 04:52 AM
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9. Yes, of his anti-imperialist writings & speeches.
Here's from Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Mark-Twains-Weapons-Satire-Philippine-American/dp/0815602685/ref=sr_1_2/104-1562466-1319948?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1192527434&sr=1-2

Here's from one of the reviews I had overlooked until now:
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8 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
can still be purchased from the Filipino publisher, April 8, 2004
By B. T. De Kosnik (Chicago, IL) - See all my reviews
Why is this book not in print!!!!

Just a note to let people know that this long out-of-print book was also published in the Philippines. That publisher, Popular Books, still has copies of their edition, which as far as I can tell, is exactly the same as the US edition.

Popular Book Store
MIT Building, Doroteo Jose St.
Sta. Cruz, Manila

telephone 711-5184
811-5189

popular@philonline.com
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Several months back, the author had placed several of his own Phillipines edition copies on eBay. At~$20.00 apiece, they all vanished within hours. It's quite probable it can be found in a large public library though.

pnorman
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pnorman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-16-07 05:15 AM
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10. Email from the author of the above book:
Thanks for your email. There are a couple of reasons I haven't reprinted the book. Initially, I couldn't find a publisher who would reprint it without requiring that I remove all of the chapters from it from my site. They get much more use online than they ever got in print so I wasn't willing to do that. The book would also be expensive to reprint because many of Twain's writings included in it are still covered by copyright. The hardcover edition barely broke even and a paperback edition might not sell enough to cover the permissions fees.

If you know anyone else who wants a copy of the book, I'll be selling a few of the paperback Philippine editition on eBay over the next month or two. I'm having what amounts to an online tag sale to clear out my book shelves a bit, and thought I'd sell those so people who need it can get a copy at a reasonable price -- $18.95 instead of Amazon's current range of $99-$253! You apparently got a good deal at $50. It's amazing to me that people are paying that much for the book. I thought people must bargain the bookstores down to a reasonable price, but the first copy I sold on eBay went to someone in Florida who bought the hardcover a year ago for $178.

Jim

Jim Zwick
BoondocksNet.com
comments@boondocksnet.com


On 26 Oct 2006 at 6:57, ------ wrote:

Date sent: 26 Oct 2006 06:57:26 -0000
To: comments@boondocksnet.com
Subject: "Weapons of Satire"



>
>
> Guided by a discussion on Democratic Underground, I saw mention of
your book
> of the above title. I was DELIGHTED to learn that it was available at
ANY
> price, and I ordered it at Amazon.com for $50. I'm just now getting
into it,
> and am very happy that I now have a copy of my own. Twain is probably
even
> more relevant to Iraq than Viet Nam!
>
> If there were any way that book could be republished > alternative press], I'm sure it would be very well receive in this
period of
> time.
>
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Horseradish Donating Member (98 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 11:59 PM
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5. Thank you n/t
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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-16-07 03:02 AM
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8. Thank you for this. nt Rec
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-16-07 05:31 AM
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11. Mark Twain should be mandatory reading
in schools and colleges.
K & R
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lateo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-16-07 07:53 AM
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12. A lot of times he is but...
it isn't his anti-war, anti-imperialism material.
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Didereaux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-16-07 08:10 AM
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13. 'A Pen Warmed Up in Hell' Mark Twain ... excellent collection
That collection of generally unpublished articles and diary entries gives a much better look into the beliefs of one of Americas greatest. Also read 'Letters from the Earth' first published around 1960(yes 1960)! some of his funniest, most biting satire...the FUNDIES start foaming about the second page! LOL
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pnorman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-16-07 12:17 PM
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14. I hadn't heard of that book until now. THANKS!
Here it is at Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Warmed-Up-Hell-Mark-Twain-Protest/dp/0060906782

Fortunately, it ISN'T a couple of hundred dollar in price. I just put it in the Amazon cart, as "used, very good", for ~$8.00 (with half of that being shipping charges!).

pnorman
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L0oniX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-16-07 05:45 PM
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16. My bro
http://www.twainquotes.com/

Man is the only Patriot. He sets himself apart in his own country, under his own flag, and sneers at the other nations, and keeps multitudinous uniformed assassins on hand at heavy expense to grab slices of other people's countries, and keep them from grabbing slices of his. And in the intervals between campaigns he washes the blood of his hands and works for "the universal brotherhood of man"- with his mouth.
- "The Lowest Animal"

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Manifestor_of_Light Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-16-07 07:55 PM
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17. "Letters from the Earth" is a GREAT BOOK.
He rips up the silliness of the Bible and religion in general. That and "The Mysterious Stranger" whose name just happens to be "Teufel" (German for devil), are both CLASSICS.

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