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(just for FUN--I am not religious nor do I embrace a 'god squad' agenda :)
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found
> him, resting on the seventh day.
>
> He inquired, "Where have you been?"
>
> God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,
> "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
>
> Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"
>
> "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to
> call It Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."
>
> "Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."
>
> God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example,
> northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while
> southern Europe is going to be poor.
>
> Over there I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a
> Continent of black people.
>
> Balance in all things," God continued pointing to different countries.
>
> "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and
> covered in ice."
>
> The Archangel ,impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and
> said, "What's that one?"
>
> "That's Washington State ,the most glorious place on earth. There are
> beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and
> plains. The people from Washington State are going to be handsome,
> modest,intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the
> world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, and
> they will be known throughout the world as diplomats, carriers of peace,
> and producers of software!."
>
> Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about
> balance, God? You said there would be balance."
>
> God smiled, "There is another Washington. Wait till you see the idiots I
> put there."
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