* does some speechifying . . . Please come CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

" . . . and if god woulda meant us to have healthy care, he woulda written it in the constitution on on his stone tables or something. The childrens do without it all the time. Like Dick said, 'Suck it up.' . . . "

[nightrider767]

1. "You Sick Kids Are Turning Us Into A Nation Of Whiners,

,,, You lefty liberal half-pints won't be happy till ya open the door wide open to terrorism!!!"

[MrCoffee]

2. I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because uh

some uh people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh I believe that our ed- education like such as in South Africa and uh the- the Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe that they should uh our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or- or- should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future

[SoCalDem]

3. Was he at the Hershey's Kisses Convention?

[BrklynLiberal]

5. hahahahahahahaha good one.

:D

[no_hypocrisy]

4. As it says in the Bible, the Good Book, "Suffer the little Children . . . "

[skip fox]

6. "And the professors tell people that Jesus didn't even speak English!!

How stupid can you get? It's in the Bible for crying out loud. . . . And in RED!"

[Johonny]

7. ok

everyday scientists are working hard to find new ways not to give children health care.

[Warren DeMontague]

8. Remember, "science" is just the French word for "Satan". nt

[Habibi]

9. LOL! skip fox, I think you're

the most under appreciated humorist on DU. Thanks for all your captions; they never fail to make me smile or laugh out loud.