SupremeCourt takes Gore's Nobel Prize & Gives it to *!

[ElsewheresDaughter]

(photoshop bt Sherry)

From the Oct. 14 Borowitz Report
by Andy Borowitz


Supreme Court Gives Gore’s Nobel to Bush
Stunning Reversal for Former Veep

Just days after former Vice President Al Gore received the Nobel Peace Prize for his efforts on global warming, the United States Supreme Court handed Mr. Gore a stunning reversal, stripping him of his Nobel and awarding it to President George W. Bush instead.

For Mr. Gore, who basked in the adulation of the Nobel committee and the world, the high court’s decision to give his prize to President Bush was a cruel twist of fate, to say the least.

But in a 5-4 decision, the justices made it clear that they had taken the unprecedented step of stripping Mr. Gore of his Nobel because President Bush deserved it more.

“It is true that Al Gore has done a lot of talking about global warming,” wrote Justice Antonin Scalia, writing for the majority. “But President Bush has actually helped create global warming.....”

[bpeale]

1. so not funny

[Chipper Chat]

2. Thurgood Marshall is demanding a re-vote.

Too late. Fred Barnes just died of ecstasy!

[Jackpine Radical]

3. 'S Okay. He'll still have tho other one

that he got for inventing the Internet.

[Chomskyite]

4. This Supreme Court

. . . would donate the Nobel Prize to Randall Terry or Eric Rudolph rather than to Gore.

[Bucky]

5. Thanks for rehashing someone else's joke, Mr Borowitz.

It'd be wittier if I hadn't heard the same joke told two or three times in the last two days already.

The name "Borowitz" is almost a pun.