**DUzys**??????? A week without DUzy's is like a week without sunshine. **DUzys**??????

[hisownpetard]

[Cooley Hurd]

1. No DUzys™ this week??

...and I've been so side-splittingly funny this week, too!:D:silly:

[jgraz]

2. They're on their way...

JeffR's just removing all the awards to people who whine about the DUzy's being late. :P

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

3. LOL!

:spray: MKJ

[Catshrink]

4. DUzy worthy response!

But I've got to admit, I'm anxiously awaiting them also.

[hisownpetard]

6. I, for one, LOVE IT when the DUzys are late!!! Love it, because the longer you wait for something,

the happier you are when you actually get it. In fact, I think they should be late
ALL THE TIME.

Of course, if that happened, then it wouldn't be considered 'late' anymore. But -

Poor JeffR! All the pressure he must be under from OTHER DUers who keep wondering where the hell the DUzys are! Those OTHER PEOPLE
have a lot of nerve, don'cha think? I mean, JeffR presumably has a life. Things happen in a life! You have to go to the store, you have to
drive someone to the airport, you have to wash clothes and, occasionally, read a book. JeffR is a HUMAN BEING with wants and needs,
just like you and I. Who are we to put him on a timetable, according to our own desires, and expect him to drop everything else
in his friggin' little life, just for our reading pleasrue.

I mean, where the HELL are those DUzy's, anyway???

[hisownpetard]

5. Yes, you have! (And I, I have been so funny that I kept going back and reading my own

posts so I could laugh all over again. Did it all week!! Once I even accidentally
responded to my own post. (Ok, that was a little embarrasing, I admit).
However, my co-funny-person, whose posts enabled me to be so hilarious,
hasn't been online all week. So I guess I'm only half as funny as I could'a/
would'a/should'a been).

Maybe I got Half a DUzy? I'm feeling very DUzypointed...