Beware Chenney is picking up a gun again!

[Maggie_May]

http://www.poughkeepsiejournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071025/NEWS01/71025016

Attention, Poughkeepsie, New York: Vice President Dick Cheney is coming to town, and he will be armed. I repeat: HE WILL BE ARMED. We know he will be hunting, but we don’t what he’ll be hunting. Consider yourselves warned.
http://wonkette.com/politics/dick-cheney/dick-cheney-hunting-again-315231.php

[Submariner]

1. That's encouraging

A drunk draft dodging coward running around the woods with a gun playing he-man. I guess it's a good day to stay in the house.

[la la]

6. but--he might

fall asleep and his trigger finger will either tighten or slip off.

Does he have sleep apnea---have I seen that and forgotten it, or is he just an old fart who falls asleep at a moments notice?

(no disrespect to old farts who fall asleep--hubby does that all the time! but he doesn't go 'hunting' either'!)

[seasat]

2. Cheney's got a gun

I figured that someone had already posted a spoof on Cheney and the Aerosmith song. Here's the link to the spoof with a video.

[MADem]

3. That song cracked me up first time I heard it! nt

[aikoaiko]

4. Everybody duck.

Excuse the pun.

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. Hopefully with a barrel on both ends...........