Your Candidate sucks, I believe in ghosts, I carry a gun while posting, and wal-mart rules

[The Straight Story]

and while posting this I was watching a show about Britney Spears while bitching to my dad on the phone that Edwards' house is too big.

I am also smoking, and eating meat, and my shirt is from the GAP.

Now let's see if AZ's post has some merit ;)

Post a comment that others may find controversial and its a completely different story. Disagreement is what makes forums work. They peg threads to the top and keep them before the audience constantly.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2150323

Now I am gonna go take a shower and the only thing I will be wearing is my gun holster, in case that ghost from the movie 'The Entity' decides to mess with me.

Oh, and only idiots buy expensive beer, after a couple of beers they all taste the same anyway, so it's Natural Ice for me.

[1932]

1. Nader is the antichrist.

[Corgigal]

2. Oh Really?

I also believe in ghosts, breast feed at will, use a taser gun and allow my teenagers to smoke in my home.

Next...

[The Straight Story]

5. I breast feed and we don't even have a baby

and I do it at the olive garden, wife just whips it out right there while having a smoke and fill my mouth with nestle quik powder so I can have chocolate on tap.

[Tyler Durden]

26. I do all of that, AND I feed cute kitties to my Corgis.

Not really, just babies.

Did I say babies? I meant...well, I guess I meant babies. But only ones bought fair and Capitalist Square from third world nations.

[mike_c]

3. I was with you until the beer slur, pig....

Life is too short to drink cheap swill!

[Catch22Dem]

9. hear hear!

[MedleyMisty]

4. Change it to bitching on your iPhone

Because you know iPods and iPhones are the reason for the downfall of civilization.

[Catshrink]

6. And George Bush should have won the Nobel Peace Prize

what does global warming have to do with peace anyway?

[zabet]

7. Where is your

taser? Did you leave it at Olive Garden? or
Circuit City when they asked for your receipt?
:shrug:

[The Straight Story]

8. I keep it on the back porch to taz the dogs when they bark

:)

[-..__...]

13. Never leave home without it.

They come in handy for silencing anti-smoking nazis, out of control screaming kids at Olive Garden and lard-asses hogging all the gravy and desserts at Old Country Buffet.

[Turbineguy]

10. Oh Yeah?

Just wait until I come up with an answer to that!

Then we'll see who sucks, who believes in what, who carries what and who shops where!

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

11. I just abandoned my cat and now this?

I'm off to heckle Bill Maher, see ya later. MKJ

[ret5hd]

12. Natural Ice...pffffft! Friggin' elitists. Brown Derby for me!

[Evergreen Emerald]

14. I used to carry guns when I posted, but I kept loosing monitors...

alas. I am not allowed weapons in the house.

[MNDemNY]

15. Hell, I take target practice,(shooting kittens and puppies)..

while I drink Coors, eat a fine tiger pate sandwich, wearing a fine sealskin coat as my child plays with chinese toys while I post.

[The Straight Story]

16. And don't forget the illegal who is cutting your grass right now

:)

[MNDemNY]

22. Legal, illegal, makes no difference when they're chained up in the garage

[Wcross]

28. I prefer moving targets- Bald Eagles and children! n/t

[OzarkDem]

17. And everybody wants to invade Iran

don't you know what "real" American voters want?

[DemoTex]

18. Especially for The Straight Story:

[tomreedtoon]

19. I fart marijuana smoke.

And I do it while playing Charlie Daniels real loud out the back of my SUV. I played it all the way, as I drove to the Barbra Streisand concert to yell out "What About Building Seven?" over her sappy rendition of "The Way We Were." Then I farted into the crowd, which left them all giggly, and left.

[Perry Logan]

20. Oh no you don't! I'm not falling for that one again.

[Ishoutandscream2]

32. Oh man, there goes my coffee!

I wonder how many get that, LOL!

[Wcross]

27. I'll be over soon with my famous "three bean soup"! n/t

[Initech]

21. Yeah, and I think Mr. Cash will agree with me, right?

[The Straight Story]

23. Now there's a pic we should send to bush

:)

[Initech]

30. I should put that as my desktop background.

[Mugu]

24. I have found that duct tape and a cattle prod

are the best child rearing tools a parent can have. Very motivating with no incriminating bruising.

Regards, Mugu

[madinmaryland]

25. And then there are those people who take up two seats on the plane

and pay for only one.

:hide:

[krispos42]

29. Only one gun?

Pussy.

I got me a pair of assault weapons with evil protruding pistol grips and bayonets on the barrels. I brandish them while I post. My 3-year-old has a pair of Tasers on his hips and watches my back while I'm typing.

His clothing is highly flammable and made from petrochemicals located underneath a baby seal habitat.

We eat only veal.

My chair is make from rainforest wood and upholstered in manatee leather, trimmed with kitten fur, and has ivory accents.

I drive a 1955 Chevy Suburban. I keep it in first gear and burn real leaded gas. I always let it idle for 20 minutes before I go drive someplace. I had it reupholstered in kitten-fur-trimmed manatee leather as well, and made it a 'woodie' with 1,500 pounds of rainforest wood soaked in petrochemicals. The tires are make out of pure asbestos and pressured with radon.

I use Agent Orange to keep the weeds down. I think I'll just tar over the entire yard and put AstroTurf down instead.

My silverwear is make out of lead. My cookwear is make out of depleted uranium.

I cut the window out of my microwave so I can see the food cook easier.

I heat my 20,000 square-foot home with whale oil, and I keep that thermostat set at 90.


:hide:

[Ishoutandscream2]

31. This thread is absolutely hilarious

You guys are making me LOL at work! Co workers wondering what the heck I'm laughing at!

[NoPasaran]

33. It's clear from reading the Second Amendment

That the founders intended; nay, desired, that individuals possess their own nukular weapons.

[SammyWinstonJack]

34. ...

:spray: