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Squatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 12:08 PM
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Oh, dear God, God, God...
The Dancing with the Stars thingie is really bringing out the kooks.

Here's a "prayer chain" for GWB

BUSH BUSH BUSH, MAN OF GOD GOD GOD,
BUSH BUSH BUSH, MAN OF EARTH EARTH EARTH
MAN OF GOD? MAN OF GOD!
MAN OF EARTH? MAN OF EARTH!
HE IS SEATED AT THE RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT HAND OF GOD THE FATHER
HS IS RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT FOR ME ME ME AND YOU YOU YOU.
RAPTURE NOW? RAPTURE NOW!
RAPTURE NOW? RAPTURE WOW!
NOW! WOW! NOW! WOW!
GOD GOD GOD IS A AWESOME GOD
BUSH BUSH BUSH IS A AWESOME MAN!
AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!
AMEN!!!!

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iamthebandfanman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 12:10 PM
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1. i think i just
threw up in my mouth a lil bit...


ope yup i did. brb ;)
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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 12:10 PM
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2. I thought Jesus was supposed to be seated at the right hand of the Father.
Did I miss another Supreme Court decision?
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Squatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 12:12 PM
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4. Oh, snap.
+1,000,000

:rofl:
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 12:12 PM
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3. I've seen "Callmekammie" elsewhere...I forget
Insane motha fudda she is. I've she's a Christian by any stretch of the imaginaition or defition I'm Howard Hughes.
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 12:12 PM
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5. What fools...
This is worship of man, no less. It's repulsive and vile.
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 12:13 PM
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6. Bush Bush Bush is their God God God.
Because they're Crazy Crazy Crazy.
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JeffR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 12:13 PM
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7. Response #14 by Girlfriend_Please is great!!
PRETZEL PRETZEL PRETZEL FOR THE
CHIMP CHIMP CHIMPANZEE!
AWOL? AWOL! AWOL! AWOL!
AWOL! AWOL! AWOL!
HE IS A DRY DRY DRY DRUNK DRUNK DRUNK
FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE!
WOW! WOW! WOW! NOW! BROWN! COW! WOW!
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 12:17 PM
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13. ...
:spray: Thanks for going where I fear to tread! :rofl: Give that Girlfriend a Duzy!
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 12:21 PM
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15. OMG!
:spray: :rofl:
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Blaze Diem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 12:22 PM
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17. LOL..hillarious response..I know one of those ten commandments
says something about not having false gods.
& there's one about Not Killing also, and not bearing false witness(lying).

These people are freaks. Like the followers of Jim Jones. (just drink the koolaid)

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PRETZEL PRETZEL PRETZEL FOR THE
CHIMP CHIMP CHIMPANZEE!
AWOL? AWOL! AWOL! AWOL!
AWOL! AWOL! AWOL!
HE IS A DRY DRY DRY DRUNK DRUNK DRUNK
FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE!
WOW! WOW! WOW! NOW! BROWN! COW! WOW!


my new tag line.
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riderinthestorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 12:13 PM
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8. Well, those 14 exclamation marks mean God will really hear it now! nt
Edited on Tue Nov-06-07 12:14 PM by riderinthestorm
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Beerboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 12:15 PM
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9. I don't know you,
but are you having an orgasm? :bounce:
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B3Nut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 12:16 PM
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10. That's GOTTA be a Poe...
because if it isn't, someone needs help NOW.

Good grief....

Todd in Cheesecurdistan
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qanda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 12:17 PM
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11. What happened on Dancing With the Stars that merits this?
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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 12:21 PM
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16. Len made a good crack about GWB last night.
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qanda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 01:18 PM
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24. Thank you
I hate when I don't know what everyone is talking about.
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mrreowwr_kittty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 12:17 PM
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12. That's gotta be satire.
And pretty funny at that. :thumbsup:
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ProdigalJunkMail Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 12:20 PM
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14. I think I know Kammy...
:-)

sP
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Sabriel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 12:23 PM
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18. Those aren't the "chains" I envision for Bush
I guess we'll just agree to disagree.
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Terri S Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 12:27 PM
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19. um... ok.... can we rapture * up now? :) n/t
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Gato Moteado Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 12:29 PM
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20. whatever that is it's seriously retarded
nt
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 12:34 PM
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23. Ha Ha
Edited on Tue Nov-06-07 12:35 PM by MuseRider
We posted at the same time. I guess I am not the only one.

Sorry I responded to the wrong post. D'oh
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 12:33 PM
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21. If it says...
BUSHCO BUSHCO BUSHCO on the LABEL LABEL LABEL

You will LIKE IT LIKE IT LIKE IT on your TABLE TABLE TABLE!!
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 12:33 PM
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22. Did anyone else immediately think
"When it says Libby Libby Libby
on the label label label
you will like it like it like it
on your table table table"?

This is totally whacked. Right hand of God? Gimme a frickin break. The only reason Bush** would be sitting on the right hand is so a left handed God could smack him good upside the head.
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Lucinda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 01:22 PM
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25. Thanks. I needed that.
Right hand of God, eh? :rofl:
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