The perfect accessory for the serious war on Christmas warrior!

[proud2BlibKansan]

If you must have a tree, this is a vital ornament:



Only $14.95!! --> http://www.misspoppy.com/catalog/xcart/customer/product.php?productid=16346

[uppityperson]

1. fetus bearing a gun under a yellow ribbon? Oh dear.

Protect our troops - from the womb to the war. What if the fetus you were going to abort would grow up to be a soldier bringing democracy to a godless dictatorship?

Plastic replica of an 11-12 week old fetus, 3" long, holding a firearm in its precious little hand, with an assortment of other military paraphernalia, encased in a translucent plastic ornament, with a patriotic yellow ribbon on top. Includes a metal ornament hanger. If only a womb were this safe, attractive and reasonably priced!

Show that you support the "culture of life" by buying and proudly displaying one of these patriotic unborn Americans.

Also available in a "Brown" model

Note to the confused:This is a real product, from a real site. The product is a satire, but it is also a real product - FOR SALE. This is a real store.
http://www.misspoppy.com/catalog/xcart/customer/help.php?section=about

Edited to add the info about the stuffed plush jesus doll "plush jesus doll

11" soft, this cuddly Jesus plushy comes with a "W.W.I.D." (What Would I Do?) wristband."

[mike_c]

2. LOL-- and a great sales pitch, too....

Protect our troops - from the womb to the war. What if the fetus you were going to abort would grow up to be a soldier bringing democracy to a godless dictatorship?

Plastic replica of an 11-12 week old fetus, 3" long, holding a firearm in its precious little hand, with an assortment of other military paraphernalia, encased in a translucent plastic ornament, with a patriotic yellow ribbon on top. Includes a metal ornament hanger. If only a womb were this safe, attractive and reasonably priced!

Show that you support the "culture of life" by buying and proudly displaying one of these patriotic unborn Americans.

Also available in a "Brown" model

Note to the confused:This is a real product, from a real site. The product is a satire, but it is also a real product - FOR SALE. This is a real store.

[proud2BlibKansan]

3. Can't help but wonder if it's a real fetus

Did you notice it's available in different colors? :wow:

[Catch22Dem]

4. Perhaps the most clever thing I've seen in ages!

I love it! :evilgrin:

[proud2BlibKansan]

6. And it isn't a joke!

:rofl:

That's the best part!!

[youthere]

5. Innit cute? A "Support the Troops" Fetus!

[uppityperson]

7. handzoff antimasturbatory cream

http://www.misspoppy.com/catalog/xcart/customer/product.php?productid=16380
(5 oz. of soothing anti-masturbation cream. Keep applying until you get relief. Coconut, buttermilk, vanilla bean scent.)

[kestrel91316]

8. Now I know where I'm getting the last of my Christmas gifts from!!

[murielm99]

9. That fetus better be

an illegal alien, or I am not buying one.

:sarcasm:

[proud2BlibKansan]

10. I like that attitude!!

:rofl: