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Tue Jan-01-08 05:39 PM
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Twas Iowa, and the Blitzhy Wolf |
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Edited on Tue Jan-01-08 06:38 PM by Leopolds Ghost
Twas Iowa, and the Blitzhy Wolf Did gyre and gimble o'er the waves:
All Tweety were the talking heads, And the mome-Russert outgrabe.
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"Beware the Democrats, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Clinton bird, and shun The frumious o'Bamasnatch!"
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He took his vorpal mic in ear: Long time the lib'some foe he sought-- So rested he by the Tumtum tree, And stood awhile off cam, he thought.
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And, as he scanned the uffish tele-prompt, The Elephant, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling through the tulgey photo op, And burbled as it came!
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One two! One two! And through and through The talking points went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back.
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"And hast thou slain the Huckabee? Come to my arms, my hawkish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!" Larry King chortled in his joy.
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'Twas Iowa, and the Blitzhy Wolf Did gyre and gimble o'er the waves: All Tweety were the talking heads, And the mome-Russert outgrabe.
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Tue Jan-01-08 05:43 PM
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1. "And hast thou slain the Huckabee?" |
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Tue Jan-01-08 05:47 PM
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2. OM and Golly Wow Leopolds Ghost |
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Magnificent!! :applause:
Happy New Year and thank you for this. :hug: :pals:
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Tue Jan-01-08 06:26 PM
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3. This belongs on the front page! K&R |
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Tue Jan-01-08 09:14 PM
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Edited on Tue Jan-01-08 09:26 PM by Leopolds Ghost
Twas Iowa, and the Blitzhy Wolf Did gyre and gimble o'er the waves:
All Tweety were the talking heads, And the mome-Russert outgrabe.
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"Beware the Democrats, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Clinton bird, and shun The frumious o'Bamasnatch!"
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He took his vorpal mic in ear: Long time the lib'some foe he sought--
So rested he by the Tumtum tree, And hid off cam, he thought.
-----
As he scanned the uffish tele-prompt, The Elephant, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey photo op, And burbled as it came!
-----
One two! One two! And through and through The talking points went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back.
-----
"And hast thou slain the Huckabee? Come to my arms, my hawkish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!" Larry King chortled in his joy.
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'Twas Iowa, and the Blitzhy Wolf Did gyre and gimble o'er the waves: All Tweety were the talking heads, And the mome-Russert outgrabe.
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