http://www.cogitamusblog.com/2008/01/the-gop-primary.htmlSample:
McCain -The Master
The oldest vampire. Got killed early, but there's some talk about how he might rise again.
Thompson: The Judge
His backers got all excited and made a big effort to assemble him. When they finally put him together, he turned out to be a lethargic mess and didn't accomplish very much.
Ron Paul - Moloch the Corruptor
He's been around a long time, but he only recently absorbed himself into the internet, where he now has a bunch of overexcited followers who spend too much time online.
and an apt commentary on it on a TV vlog
http://www.mikeylikestv.com/iowa-not-feeling-moloch-the-corruptor/-Neil Sinhababu at Cogitamus is the new reigning king of absurd Buffy references with his detailed guide to the republican primaries by assigning them to some of the show’s more infamous villains. I applaud anyone’s ability to bring “Moloch the Corruptor” into a political conversation (sorry, Ron Paul), but comparing Giuliani to David Boreanaz is sacrilege in these parts.":+