Media folks at DU.. What would their DU names be?

[SoCalDem]

Lou Dobbs
Tony Snow
Chris Matthews
Tim Russert
Tucker Carlson
Wolf Blitzer
Keith Olbermann
Bill O'Reilly
William Kristol
Michael Savage
Rush Limbaugh
Nora O'Donnell
Geraldo Rivera
Michelle Malkin
etc

[davidinalameda]

1. Chris Matthews is Tweety

I thought EVERYONE knew that!

:sarcasm:

:bounce:

[SoCalDem]

23. He would do better than that.. maybe notsylvester

or spittlespewer
or HAH

[davidinalameda]

26. no he wouldn't

you're giving him entirely too much credit

[Dogmudgeon]

2. Keith Olbermann ... Honus_Wagner

Of baseball card fame.

--p!

[Berry Cool]

29. I see Olbermann more as MerkleWasRight. n/t

[Bozita]

3. Frank Luntz is "Vocabulary Man"

[Patsy Stone]

4. Bill O'Reilly is Jack Mehoffer.

Gots to be.

[SeattleGirl]

6. Or FalafelMan

:7

[Patsy Stone]

8. For bunny planet:

Falafelmort.

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

15. :snerk:!!!

She'll love it!

:hi:

[SoCalDem]

24. Campbell Brown

PeeWees_wife

[mitchtv]

5. Tim Russert

Mr Potatohead

[OzarkDem]

19. No, Mayor McCheese

[Berry Cool]

30. I saw the resemblance the moment it was mentioned.

It's in the eyes. :rofl:

Now I'll never be able to think of Tim Russert as anything but Mayor McCheese.

[blondeatlast]

31. Yeppers! nt

[tom_paine]

22. Tim-meh!

[mitchtv]

7. Noron O'Donnell

[Patsy Stone]

9. Michelle Malkin is RabidChipmunk

[mitchum]

10. William Kristol would be 3dollarBill

[HughMoran]

39. lol

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

11. Glenn Beck = wreck_tall_pain.

:-) MKJ

[JeffR]

12. Great idea. Someone can easily do better than these, but:

Lou Dobbs: Gringo
Tony Snow: SkinFlute
Chris Matthews: Sonny Nobility
Tim Russert: Gotcha
Tucker Carlson: Unrated
Wolf Blitzer: TedBaxterII
Keith Olbermann: Murrow
Bill O'Reilly: Christmas Warrior
William Kristol: WrongWrongWrong
Michael Savage: Weener
Rush Limbaugh: Talking Piles
Nora O'Donnell: Raspy
Geraldo Rivera: Caterpillar Mouth
Michelle Malkin: toodumbtopost

[mitchum]

13. Wolf Blitzer would be motherfokker

[AndyA]

14. Tucker Carlson is bowtie-seventies-hair-dude

You'd never guess, would you? He's so clever! :rofl:

[flvegan]

16. O'Reilly could be "Loofah Luvah"

Or more realistically, "Shitbrick assclown fuckwad moran"

[Jackpine Radical]

17. Rush=OxyCyst

[valerief]

21. LOL!!!!!! nt

[TheDoorbellRang]

18. Here's a few

Lou Dobbs = IllEagle
Chris Matthews = TweetyDumb
Rush Limbaugh = Beat_the_Cyst_mmmm
Michelle Malkin = Freepress (female freeper)

[zabet]

20. ...

Lou Dobbs - TheDirtDobber
Tony Snow - BlizzardBoy
Chris Matthews - IHateHillary
Tim Russert - MelonHead
Wolf Blitzer - FullMoonHowler
Keith Olberman - GdNiteNGdLuck
Bill O'Reilly - LoofahLover
Rush Limbaugh - Pus-Butt

[Buzz Clik]

25. Hm. Interesting.

Lou Dobbs -- ElFuego
Tony Snow -- BullDung4U
Chris Matthews -- BiPolarPundit
Tim Russert -- BostonSportsFan
Tucker Carlson -- Dweeb
Wolf Blitzer -- BeardedHam
Keith Olbermann -- GrouchosEvilTwin
Bill O'Reilly -- ShutUpJustShutUp
William Kristol -- RWBrownTongue
Michael Savage -- WeinerWhiner
Rush Limbaugh -- ThnxAnalCystForKeepingMeOutofVietnam
Geraldo Rivera -- MustacheRidesFiveCents
Michelle Malkin -- NoTalentAssClown
Ann Coulter -- WilliamPitt

[hisownpetard]

27. Another few:

Lou Dobbs - PossiblePres
Tony Snow - TallSnark&Handsome
Chris Matthews - CodLover
Tim Russert - PapasBoy
Wolf Blitzer - WolfmanHack
Keith Olbermann - Kill Bill
Bill O'Reilly - GodzGift
William Kristol - TheOtherOne
Michael Savage - IMSavage
Rush Limbaugh - Pus N Guts
Geraldo Rivera - SeHablaGuacamole
Michelle Malkin -MeanerThanAnn

[DearAbby]

28. well......

Tony Snow = Snow Job
Chris Matthews = Tweety
Tim Russert = Mr Potato head
Michael Savage = MikeWeenie
Rush Limbaugh= hillbillyhero*in
Bill O'Reilly = loofa

[blondeatlast]

32. White House Barbie--Dana Perino. nt

[blondeatlast]

33. PrettyPrettyHair--Tucker Carlson. I thought of it a few years ago, actually. nt

[blondeatlast]

34. LovetheEllaHatethePersonas--Lou Dobbs (love the woman, hate the people) nt

[Berry Cool]

35. How about their Stephanie Miller nicknames?

For Stephanie Miller, all nicknames must have a first name ending in "y" and a last name starting with "Mc."

Tony Snow is already "Crony McSnowjob" for her. How about the rest? Maybe...

Lou Dobbs: Crabby McAlienhater
Chris Matthews: Tweety McRightwingtool
Tim Russert: Smiley McIdiot
Tucker Carlson: Dummy McBowtie
Wolf Blitzer: Laxy McConstipated
Keith Olbermann: Dreamy McGorgeous
Bill O'Reilly: Loofy McFalafel
William Kristol: Tooly McColumnist
Michael Savage: Screamy McAsswipe
Rush Limbaugh: Fatty McDrugaddict
Nora O'Donnell: Hottie McAirhead
Geraldo Rivera: Sleazy McBilloboy
Michelle Malkin: Squeaky McChimpmunk

[blondeatlast]

36. BestFriendForever--Frank Luntz (this needs explanation--Luntz believes that all the Democrats need

to be winners is his advice--NO THANK YOU!)

[blondeatlast]

37. IKnowYouAre ButWhatAmI?--They'll have to fight over this one. I'd pay to watch it! nt

[mmonk]

38. Liar 1-13 and truthteller 1

[SalmonChantedEvening]

40. :))

Lou Dobbs - BorderDisorder

Tony Snow - Shilling4yourthoughts

Chris Matthews - LieHard

Tim Russert - MeDePress

Tucker Carlson - CrossFired

Wolf Blitzer - C_No_News

Keith Olbermann - BestOddballInTheWorld

Bill O'Reilly - CutMyMike

William Kristol - MrNeverRight

Michael Savage - TheLyinInWeiner

Rush Limbaugh - PillzaPoppin

Nora O'Donnell - NBCackler

Geraldo Rivera - LazyLikeAFox

Michelle Malkin - JezeBubbleHead

:hi: SoCal :)

[blondeatlast]

41. "BorderDisorder." I thought my Dobbs one was good, (post 34) but I like that one better! LOL! nt

[applegrove]

42. Here they are:

Lou Dobbs - Show'sowner
Tony Snow - Pawnspeaker
Chris Matthews - Tweattweat
Tim Russert - How'dIgetmyownshow
Tucker Carlson - bowtiedinknots
Wolf Blitzer - BestpoliticalReamontelevision
Keith Olbermann - Daddy
Bill O'Reilly - foodpornista
William Kristol - knownothing
Rush Limbaugh - blimpbag

[Richard Steele]

43. Just a few thoughts:

Lou Dobbs: FearOfaBrownPlanet

Tony Snow: EvilPhilosophyMajor

Chris Matthews: Tawt I. Taw

Tim Russert: Meat_Depressed

Tucker Carlson: ChicksDigMyMomTie

Wolf Blitzer: Ensign Lesley Crusher

Keith Olbermann: KnightNgoodluck

Bill O'Reilly: Phoneharrasser McButtdildo (tombstoned; returns as "FoxSecurityDispatcher")

William Kristol: SavingUp4Lips

Michael Savage: StopCallingMeWeinerBoy

Rush Limbaugh: AnalCystern (Tombstoned; returns as "OxyViagraCocktail")

Nora O'Donnell: ChiefWashingtonWhorespondent

Geraldo Rivera: AllYourVaultAreBelongToMy'Stache!!11!!

Michelle Malkin: JesseMalkinSockpuppet