So two years from now, you are minding your own business

[Javaman]

walking down the street and you bump into moron*. No secret service around, just him.

What do you say?

[yardwork]

1. That will never happen - he'll have secret service for the rest of his life.

For the sake of your argument, though, if it did happen I'd pretend not to see him. Then I'd go home and take a long shower. Provided that there is any water left, that is.

[Zywiec]

22. You're right he will always have protection, but as with most threads

you need to suspend logic and reality.

[shadowknows69]

2. Why are people always trying to get me into trouble on this board

I plead the Fifth

[Name removed]

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[MrCoffee]

4. i entered about 5 different subject lines, and deleted them all...

i don't want the Admins to get another call from Agent Mike on my behalf.

[Clovis Sangrail]

5. I'd offer him a lollipop :D

[Flarney]

17. or a pretzel. :-)

[Richard Steele]

6. "Look at my thumb"

"Gee, you're dumb!"

[malaise]

7. I won't have time to talk

I'll be spitting! :D

[cosmicdot]

8. How are you liking Paraguay thus far?

I hear the water business is doing quite well.

[BOSSHOG]

9. I doubt I'll be in Paraguary in two years

[cosmicdot]

12. thank you

edited to add

:toast:

:thumbsup:

[maddiejoan]

10. I'd be nice

and put a quarter in his tin cup, and tell the organ grinder that his monkey needs a bath.

[gateley]

11. You've destroyed America and her people. I loathe you.

[frebrd]

13. Out of my way, Asshole! n/t

[gkhouston]

14. I'd smile and remind him that the religion he professes to believe in

promises forgiveness for those who truly repent of their sins, which means he's in some seriously deep shit.

[Uben]

15. "Betcha didn't see that coming!"

As I walk away! (that's gonna leave a mark.)

[hfojvt]

16. I had this friend

who was at a Habitat for Humanity groundbreaking ceremony, standing next to this dude, and her husband walks up to her and says to the guy "Hello, Mr. President". It was Jimmy Carter.

Probably not a likely event, although Al Franken talks about meeting Barbara Bush on some flight.

[B Calm]

18. Pull down his pants and stick a firecracker in his ass, just like he use to

do to frogs when he was a kid!

[Perry Logan]

19. "Man, you look like you could use a stiff one."

[Name removed]

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[Bicoastal]

21. Oh come on, would Supermax Prison be worth that?

[Ravy]

23. How did you break out of the Hague? nt

[me b zola]

24. "I'm placing you under citizens' arrest"

I would then call federal express to check upon the cost to ship a rather large crate to The Hague.

[hunter]

25. Well, first off I'll wonder what the hell I'm doing in Dubai.

Stranger things have happened, but I'd thought I'd learned a long time not to board the planes of very wealthy people when I'm falling down drunk.

But I guess I'll ask * if he enjoys being Michael Jackson's pet chimp, and if he likes to be called "bubbles."

[hootinholler]

26. Not a word

And forum decorum prevents me from describing my actions.

-Hoot

[cynatnite]

27. "Do you have hot water in your cell?" n/t

[damntexdem]

28. It's just not credible -- none of it:

1) Dubya wandering down my street;
2) no Secret Service;
3) my minding my own business.

;-)

[HughMoran]

29. The picture in your sig works for me

Perfectly legal and it says all that needs to be said.

[iamthebandfanman]

30. i say

i dont care if you got cheeseburgers, i still dont have any coke to sale you ?

[Mz Pip]

31. Nothing

I have him on 'ignore'.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

32. I'd Say "Wow, You Walk A Lot Straighter Without Cheney's Arm Up Your Ass"

[GrayGoo]

33. You have the right to remain silent!

Anything you say will be totally stupid!