Time to play - What is in the bag? - * pics

[Kadie]

President Bush walks down the steps of Air Force One during his arrival at Hagerstown Airport, Friday, Feb. 1, 2008 in Hagerstown, Md.
(AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)


President Bush waves after walking off Air Force One after his arrival at Hagerstown Airport, Friday, Feb. 1, 2008 in Hagerstown, Md.
(AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

[lurky]

1. The Lindberg baby?

[Fovea]

2. a candlemass black rite

requires the skull of Geronimo.

[Catherine Vincent]

3. A battery pack.

:)

[DJ13]

4. Duty free liquor?

[blogslut]

5. It says *something* Aspen

Can't make out the top line

[WhollyHeretic]

12. I think it says Camp David

:shrug:

[blogslut]

15. Could be

Can't make it out, myself

[XemaSab]

23. Well you know... the aspens turn in bunches.

:scared:

[blogslut]

25. creepy, huh?

The way that word keeps popping up.

[SeattleGirl]

6. Chips, dip, and a six pack.

[maddiejoan]

7. His favorite pillow

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/story/0,,2152380,00.html

<snip>
George Bush likes his sleep. While campaigning for the presidency in 2000 his prize possession was a feather pillow. On the night that Saddam Hussein was executed he went to bed at 9pm with strict orders not to be woken.
<snip>

[Bucky]

13. I don't think he's allowed to take that pillow out into public any more

Laura says all the yellow stains on it are embarrassing.

[maddiejoan]

19. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[goodgd_yall]

8. His sex toys.

[Bucky]

10. A life sized rubber replica of Barney?

No, I meant the purple dinosaur, you sicko!

[Arugula Latte]

31. Nah, Jeff Gannon is too big to fit in there.

[Bucky]

9. It's a really big barf bag.

By which we can assume he was reviewing his own SOTU performance.

[AlCzervik]

11. Pretzels and a copy of "The idiots guide to eating pretzels"

[Done]

14. That bag controls the US nuclear arsenal.

Sometimes referred to as the "football".

The paper bag is being used because of the deficit.

It seem the Chinese re-possessed the case itself, but they have assured us that the contents are in the bag.

[rocktivity]

27. It's said that Nixon was secretly "relieved" of his football playing privileges

towards the end. I imagine it's the same with him.

:headbang:
rocknation

[El Supremo]

16. Free Hallmark cards.

That's where he was today.

But why is he getting off through the baggage compartment? Can't he handle the tall step thingy anymore?

[alfredo]

22. Cheney and Laura make him travel in the baggage compartment.

they don't want him to interrupt them.

[angrycarpenter]

17. They are aspens

for his hangovers.

[Patsy Stone]

38. The bag says Aspens

on the bottom, but I can't read what's on the top, no matter how much I magnify.

[daleo]

18. Saddam's head?

They say psychos like trophies.

[ourbluenation]

20. a clue.

[seemunkee]

21. I saw Air Force One in the liquor store parking lot down the street

[RC]

24. Snow.

[Snarkoleptic]

26. 12-pack and Olive Garden leftovers?

[taught_me_patience]

28. Probably a kilo

of coke. It's going to be a party in Hagerstown tonight!

[SoCalDem]

29. There's something written on it..

:shrug:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

30. Protection $$ for the Saudi Royal Family?

:)

[SoCalDem]

32. What's ON the bag?? "Good Luck Asswipe"?

:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

33. What's in the bag?" "My brother." "YOUR BROTHER!?"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=17j2U1nB2RU

+Warning+ fake blood

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

34. Cocaine kilo...

He's smuggling his own cocaine using AF-1

[lutefisk]

35. His droppings.

We don't want his crap getting into enemy hands now, do we! The guy who usually carts the chimperor's poop back to D.C. must have called in sick today.

[bluedawg12]

36. Turdblossom's head. What? You thought he quit?

No one quits shrubco.

[unkachuck]

37. the missle codes....

....our country can no longer afford a leather briefcase....

[TexasObserver]

39. 32 ounces of pure bullshit, in case he runs a quart low

maybe two quarts worth

[MisterP]

40. a brain in a jar (his) n/t