Reports suggest Persian Gulf monster is behind cable cuts.

[originalpckelly]

"I'm sorry guys, but give me a break, I'm like the only one of my species left, you'd be draggin' ass if that was you too!"

[nightrider767]

1. My money's on Big Foot's involvement!

Spoke with him last week, and he's had it with the spam and the porn.

[zorahopkins]

2. Wrong.

It's not the Persian Gulf Monster!

It's Britney!

Britney disappears from public view.

Cables are cut in the Middle East.

Coincidence?

I think not.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FAuJod1XmY

[nightrider767]

6. OJ's been out of sight too! Too coincidental.

Is Britney a new crew member for OJ?

Or is it the other way around?

[KansDem]

10. No way! It was Lloyd Bridges!

All your cables belong to me!

[blogslut]

3. I blame SpongeBob

He in our seas cutting our tubes.

[originalpckelly]

7. He is indeed!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

4. The viral marketing for Cloverfield is really getting out of hand.

[DemoTex]

5. Persian Gulf monster, indeed:

[Neshanic]

8. He sucks information out of the cable for sustinence. Sometimes he may get pornographic.

Can someone Photoshop LOLcat language coming out of his mouth?

[donsu]

9. submarine is what I thought of

nt

[tuckessee]

11. Krakens on the attack!!! n/t