baghdad_bush
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Tue Feb-05-08 12:26 PM
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Dear Fellow DU'ers,
Last night I had the strangest dream. It was so real, so life-like and so vivid I woke up smiling. Let me describe it to you briefly...
1. Hillary wins the Democratic Party nomination for President of the United States
2. Naturally, she wants to choose as her running mate someone with a lot of knowledge and experience in government and foreign affairs, someone who is a seasoned campaigner who could bring a lot of strength to the ticket. Who better than Bill, her husband?!!!
3. Hill and Bill go on to win the election in November and the Democrats maintain control of the House and the Senate.
4. Hillary is sworn in as President on January 20, 2009. The next day, after all the inauguration parties are over, she calls a press conference to make an announcement: she is resigning as President!!! Bill, as the Vice President, immediately becomes President!!! This is all perfectly legal under the 22nd Amendment to the Constitution, for it states that "no person may be elected as president more than twice". Bill is not being elected for a third term but is merely serving out the remainder of Hillary's term---all 4 years of it.
5. But wait! There's more! The following day Bill calls a press conference to make an announcement. He has chosen someone to fill the now-vacant office of Vice President. Guess who he picks? Why, Hillary, of course!!!
Works for me!!!
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| BleedingHeartPatriot
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Tue Feb-05-08 12:27 PM
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| Zensea
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Tue Feb-05-08 12:28 PM
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| 2. Sounds more like a nightmare |
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and I'd wake up puking.
That's just me, although I'm probably not alone in this sentiment.:)
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| islandmkl
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Tue Feb-05-08 12:28 PM
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| 3. to quote my surfer pals... |
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"Dude, where'd you get that shit?"
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| hootinholler
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Tue Feb-05-08 01:08 PM
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| 7. Yeah pass some over here. n/t |
| Freddie Stubbs
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Tue Feb-05-08 12:31 PM
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| 4. Bill is ineliglble to serve as per the 22nd amendment |
| Earth_First
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Tue Feb-05-08 12:35 PM
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I had a dream last night that Hillary was dining at the local Sunday breakfast joint, smoking a joint.
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| Sadie5
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Tue Feb-05-08 01:00 PM
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I have heard speculation that Evan Bayh is high on her list for VP. It is just rumor. Go Hillary!!!
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