According to this guy, the Pharoahs could have ridden dinosaurs

[Stinky The Clown]

He says the Earth is 6,000 years old. He wants to change the US Constitution to match the word of the guy he says is his god. He acts like a regular guy, but he's a former televangelist and a charlatan, money grubbing, blind fungelical. He represents the interests of damn few Americans.

I HOPE he wins the Republican nomination. He's going to be EASY to beat.

[I work for workers]

1. In his defense, he is the only candidate I'd want coaching me on weight loss.

[libbygurl]

4. Ha, ha! nt

[aquart]

6. I was about to say.

That's impressive!

[fenriswolf]

2. .

[Catch22Dem]

3. Did he lose that weight through just diet and exercise?

If so, that's tremendous and I commend him!

[lurky]

5. According to Wikipedia, yes.

110 pounds.

Edited to say: Who knows if he's telling the truth... He lost the weight very quickly, and I'm not sure if an ambitious politician would ever admit to gastric bypass surgery.

[Stinky The Clown]

7. Yeah ... he got sick of being a fat asshole

Now he's a skinny asshole.

[Dr Fate]

8. I thought they used cars that they drove with their feet.

[Itchinjim]

9. Well how do you think they built the pyramids?

With trained dinosaurs just like the Flintstones had, that's how!
Stupid unbelievers.

[angrycarpenter]

10. I have heard both

The devil put dino bones there to mislead us.

God put them there to test our faith.

[and-justice-for-all]

It might be beneficial to first prove that gawd even exist...

If that can be accomplished, based on rock solid evidence, then it would help all the other fantasies' like the world is only 6k years old.

Until then, they have no bases for an argument and should shut the fuck up until they do.

'faith is the denial of facts."

[apocalypsehow]

11. Ted Rall had an hilarious cartoon about Huckabee's belief in "creationism" a few months ago

It was dead-on.