Candidate To Replace Rep. Doolittle (Theodore Terbolizard) Arrested For DUI

[Kadie]

Feb 11, 2008 9:11 am US/Pacific

Candidate To Replace Doolittle Arrested For DUI


GRASS VALLEY (AP) ― Theodore Terbolizard, a little known GOP congressional candidate, is facing possible charges of driving under the influence after Grass Valley police pulled him over for speeding.

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Police Capt. Rex Marks told The Associated Press that officers arrested Terbolizard on suspicion of a DUI after administering a breathalyzer test. They are waiting for results of a blood-alcohol test, Marks said.

Terbolizard, from Cedar Ridge, is running for the seat being vacated by Republican Rep. John Doolittle, who has announced he will not seek another term.

The candidate told The Union newspaper that is arrest will not affect his campaign -- other than to give him publicity.


http://cbs13.com/local/candidate.terbolizard.dui.2.651050.html

[momster]

1. Terbolizard????

Obviously he wouldn't have been pulled over if he hadn't added Turbo to his lizard...everybody knows they can't handle the speed.

[Cooley Hurd]

4. OMG! Turbolizard???

:rofl:

Slow the bloody hell down, mate!

[LTR]

5. Sounds like a porn name

[Kadie]

6. LOL!

I read his name, but didn't sound it out in my head.

That is too funny!

:rofl:

[featherman]

2. Turbo Lizard!!! He's speedy!

[annabanana]

3. They really ARE licking the very bottom of that rotten barrel, aren't they?

[SoCalDem]

7. Here's his webpage.. (quick..before they close it down)

http://www.terbocongress.org/


and his meet up page
http://rlc.meetup.com/6/members/5535295/

[Kadie]

10. LOL

I just watched his video for Ron Paul on YouTube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SfesKDoZnU

:rofl:

[Warpy]

8. You can't make this stuff up

First, his name. It doesn't get a whole lot better than Terbolizard. Then getting arrested for DUI in GRASS VALLEY?

I'm glad I don't make a living writing satire. Real life has gone way past the ability of the satirist to poke fun at the loony right.

[Solly Mack]

9. Teddy, the very fast lizard, to replace someone named Doolittle

[artemisia1]

16. It would have been better...

It would have been better had Doolittle donelittle - damage to the country.

[Solly Mack]

17. True...I always snickered at the names of Ney, Delay, and Doolittle

[AlCzervik]

11. oh please have a party for Doug Ose, hire a hooker and bring a camera--my treat.

[MagickMuffin]

12. His arrest will not affect his campaign -- other than to give him publicity.

:rofl:

That's the kind of publicity that will win over voters.:eyes:

[momster]

13. 'Cause Despising the Law of the Land

*is* Republicanism!

[Kadie]

15. Maybe Swamp Rat can make a campaign poster for him.

:rofl:

[tanyev]

14. Another fine Republican specimen.

:rofl: