This letter should be mailed to our Passport Office

[baghdad_bush]

Actual Letter to Canadian Passport Office

(Supposedly, this is an actual letter to the Canadian Passport office! Bet this guy got a call from the "authorities"!)

Dear Mr. Minister,

I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this.

How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a T.V. cable from them back in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date?

For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you have on my social insurance card, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver's license, on the last eight goddamn passports I've had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that are done at election times.

Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is Maryanne, my father's name is Robert ...and I'd be absolutely astounded if that ever changes between now and when I die!

SHIT! I apologize, Mr. Minister ....I'm really pissed off this morning. Between you and me, I've had enough of this bullshit!

You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my fuckin' address!!

What is going on? You have a gang of Neanderthal assholes workin' there?

Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to dig up Yasser Arafat, for shit sakes.

I just want to go and park my ass on a sandy beach!

And would someone please tell me, why would you give a shit whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone!

Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the city and get another fuckin' copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $60 !!! Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day?? Nooooo! ...that'd be too damn easy and maybe make sense. You'd rather have us running all over the fuckin' place like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some asshole to confirm that it's really me on the goddamn picture you know, the one where we're not allowed to smile?! (fuckin' morons!!) Hey, you know why we can't smile - we're totally pissed off!

Signed - An Irate fucking Canadian Citizen.

P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country since 1776 when one of my forefathers took up arms against the Americans. I have served in the military for something over 30 years and have had security clearances up the ying-yang. I was aide de camp to the Lieutenant Governor of our Province for ten years and I have been doing volunteer work for the RCMP for about five years. However, I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am - you know, someone like my doctor WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN COMMUNIST fucking CHINA!!!

Hamilton, Ontario, Canada :smoke:

[zbdent]

1. my personal theory about all the "customer database" compromises

are that the companies would rather let you think that they were hacked, instead of just happily handing over the personal records to the govt. in return for "immunity" in their illegal dealings ...

[silverweb]

2. Priceless.

This is destined to become a classic "irate citizen" letter. :D

[malaise]

3. Brilliant

A glorious rant.
K & R

[gula]

4. Hilarious and nothing but the truth

[eridani]

5. Yes, a transnational antibullshit movement! I love it!

:toast:

[eridani]

6. Yes, a transnational antibullshit movement! I love it!

:toast:

[eridani]

7. Yes, a transnational antibullshit movement! I love it!

:toast:

[treestar]

8. What he is really complaining about though is that government

does not have centralized databases.

It's not necessarily bad. If they were all wired together, there could be inconveniences too. Can't get your passport because you owe taxes, etc. What's so hard about filling in your birth date for the Passport Office, and why would it be better for the government to have a central record on every single person in the country (and how much would that cost, and how much would taxes have to be raised to pay for it?).

He's wanting some sort of central database for the government, and once you give it your birthday, it is now available to all agencies.

[Art_from_Ark]

9. I don't mind filling in the birthdate on my passport application

Really, I don't. It's just a once-in-ten-years sort of thing. No biggie.