If Clemens skates...

[Gidney N Cloyd]

not only will the terrorists win, the Baby Jesus will cry. Thank gawd we have a congress willing to take up the big problems.

[originalpckelly]

1. When does Judge Waxman go into his chamber to make the decision?

Will the bailiff have a good joke today?

[damntexdem]

2. If Clemens skates ... then he likely used HGH on his ankles?

;-)

Yes, but can he do a quad?

[leftofthedial]

3. every time the repuke cheater roger clemens lies on tv

god kills a kitten

[Initech]

4. Sadly, there have been more investigations into whether or not Roger Clemens took steroids...

Than there were into whether or not Bush lied to get us into Iraq. No wonder our priorities are so fucked up in this country.