Official announcement.

[Dr.Phool]

The House and Senate today announced that they are changing America's National Emblem from the Bald Eagle to the condom.

Joe Lieberman explained, "The condom more accurately reflects our mission, as it allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security when you are actually getting screwed".


'nuff said.

[mike_c]

1. get thee to the top of the greatest page....

:rofl:

[HCE SuiGeneris]

2. Anything about sensitivity to the issues at hand?

:9

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. Kick and Recommend.

[uppityperson]

4. I dunno, the carrion eating, garbage dump loving bald eagle fits pretty well too.

Good one.

[question everything]

5. I thought that Americans are not allowed to use condoms

after all, this is a "Christian nation."

Wasn't condom using a felony in some states not that long ago?

[midnight]

6. As I reflect, over the seriousness decay of our country, you

get me to smile...Thank you.

[Dr.Phool]

7. It's getting tougher and tougher.

I needed a distraction from doing my taxes.

[PoiBoy]

8. Excellent!!

May I quote you? With proper credit of course...

I'm recovering from surgery, and you've made me laugh for the first time in a week..!! Many thanks..!

[Dr.Phool]

9. Spread it around.

It wasn't original, just parts of a conversation a while back.

[Yuugal]

10. The only breed of condom worthy of national emblem status

Is my state's own beloved Coney Island Whitefish!

[lonestarnot]

11. Also don't have to worry about extinction.

[scarletwoman]

12. I always wondered why anyone thought "Trojan" was a good brand name for a condom.

I mean, weren't the Trojans, like, totally defeated? Wasn't Troy, like, totally overrun by the Greeks? I mean, why would you want a TROJAN to protect you? Ya know?

sw

[earth mom]

13. ROFL

:rofl:

[my2sense]

14. K&R n/t

[FlyingSquirrel]

15. On a serious note, regarding the Eagle...

I have to wonder just what America would be like now if they had chosen the turkey instead (which they almost did.) The eagle is such a vicious, bloody, warlike symbol as birds go.