Breaking news!!! Waxman Live on MSNBC!! Lawmakers Upset at Roger Clemens Testimony!!!!!!

[Hissyspit]

Judas Priest on a Cracker!

Sigh...

(At least Bill Nelson is on the Senate floor talking about the Halliburton rape incidents.)

[EFerrari]

1. Somebody tortured Roger Clemens?

:dunce:

[Hissyspit]

6. Apparently he admitted to killing Pat Tillman.

:grr: :sarcasm:

[Hissyspit]

7. Hey, look. I just invented the grr sarcasm icon.

(Unless someone else invented before me.)

[EFerrari]

13. On Spring break with a stem cell.

:grr::sarcasm:

(I like your new icon. We need more ways to express :puke:)

[Bicoastal]

2. Now, now...

...what would it say about our country and congress if we couldn't even get BASEBALL under control?

[bdamomma]

3. I almost wish Clemens would have said don't you Congressman

have anything else to focus on???

[C_U_L8R]

4. Steroids= Bad. Illegal Wiretapping and Torture=Okeydokey.

I can't wait to vote these clowns out of office

[Solly Mack]

5. They got the 'roid-rage over the 'roids?

[spanone]

8. let's waterboard clemens....we'll get to the bottom of this!

[radfringe]

11. just wire-tap all sports figure's phones

peek at e-mail, snail-mail, what they google, spy cameras in locker rooms, bathrooms, showers, gyms, etc.

hell, if the b*st*rds can spy on us, they can spy on ball players too

or they can just give the sports 'roids retro-active immunity, and forgive future use to save our sports from the terrorists

then there's a healthy donation to a few campaign coffers that would make all this go away

[Fleshdancer]

9. What were they expecting?

What did they expect Clemens to say? :shrug:

[Jane Austin]

10. Aren't there, like, forty or fifty sports channels

for people who can't get enough of steroids, trainers and pitchers?

[walldude]

12. Well thank god they are working on important issues

that affect us all. I couldn't live another day not knowing who has taken so many steroids they can't find their dick any more.

[Horse with no Name]

20. Well to be fair

they DID pass that important resolution last month.
You know, the one on Country Music?

[McCamy Taylor]

14. I don't give a flying f**k what kind of drugs any athlete uses. We are at war! In recession!

Our civil liberties are under attack!

And these idiot goofballs in Congress are acting like a bunch of....

Republicans!


:nuke:

Tell me when they start debating whether to pull the plug on a brain dead woman so I can shoot myself.

[peace13]

15. Rapidly careening toward a Depression! n/t

[islandmkl]

16. is it still 2005? what the hell got accomplished in 2006?

Leadership, my ass. They're all the same for the most part...we just trade D's and R's around every couple of years to keep us thinking we control the 'agents of change'...Elvis has left the building

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

17. America's pass time is worth extensive hearings and investigations

By America's pass time, I'm referring to war and the throwing of our military weight around the world, not baseball.

[MiniMe]

18. I think they are taking out their frustration with the * administration on Clemens

They have to make somebody answer questions, and get mad at somebody for not being truthful. It is displaced outrage.

[Hissyspit]

19. That is most certainly a valid hypothesis. n/t

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

21. Kind of like road rage

Where drivers take their anger out on other innocent drivers for the guy who cut them off.