Caption *

[Kadie]

President Bush, followed by Director of National Intelligence Mike McConnell, right, walks into the Oval Office of the White House in Washington, Wednesday, Feb. 13, 2008, to make a statement regarding the Protect America Act.
(AP Photo/Ron Edmonds)

[TomInTib]

1. "OK, now... Left...Right...Left..."

God, what a klutz.

[Joanne98]

2. Hiccup*

[Kutjara]

3. "In the dense jungle cover...

...of the Ugandan Highlands, a chimpanzee engages in dominance-display behavior. Note the widely swinging arms, intended to make the animal appear larger than he is. The long gait is intended to show aggression and control. The idiotic facial expression is intended to show...erm...idiocy."

[TheDoorbellRang]

18. Ha! My favorite caption so far

The idiotic facial expression is intended to show...erm...idiocy:rofl:

[WinkyDink]

4. "I got ta be careful now, steppin' onta my purty rug."

[kb9vrg]

5. ...

"Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit drinkin'"

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

6. rehab... i won't go, go ,go

[no_hypocrisy]

7. Walk like an Egyptian . . .

[islandmkl]

8. is that goddam rug moving again? whoa...shit...

[BeHereNow]

9. Is it time for my raw infant parts cookies and milk yet?

BHN

[BeHereNow]

10. Is it time for my raw infant parts cookies and milk yet?

BHN

[HughMoran]

11. Put one foot in front of the other

soon, you'll be walkin' cross the floor. :silly:

[tekisui]

12. Goddamn, how much longer do I gotta do this?

[Staph]

13. You put your right foot in (hic),

you put your right foot out (hic),
your put your right in (hic),
and you . . .

Oops, left foot!

[Island Blue]

14. Must. Not. Trip. Over. Stripe. In. Ruggie. ...

Again.

[bigbrother05]

15. Puppet master pulling strings to tight

[jazzjunkysue]

16. "Oops, sorry. Larry said that was the door to the John."

[Sydnie]

17. Only I can walk on ruggie with my shoes on ...

stay over there on the bare floor! heh heh heh

[TheDoorbellRang]

19. Lessee...step ona crack, 'n break your mother's back...

step ona line, 'n break your father's spine. Heh, heh. Heh, heh, heh! Some folks say I got issues...I'll show'em...

[dembotoz]

20. I know I left my ethics somewhere--where are they?

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

21. Somebody stole My Pet Goat from the bookcase

and I'm stompin' mad.

[peekaloo]

22. His skin color matches the color scheme.

What funeral home does the decor?

[lutefisk]

23. Just a comment: he always looks photoshopped into settings

He's like an alien that has picked up bits and pieces of information, from bad movies perhaps, about how a human should behave. He is a bizarre amalgam - a little bit of a caricatured cowboy, a bit of a cruel syphilitic King...

[unkachuck]

24. we replaced....

....the wind-up mechanism with a motor and ni-cad batteries....just flip the switch and watch the president walk....

[montana_hazeleyes]

25. " See,

I told you I could " moon walk" just as good as that Michael Jackson fella."

[Oilwellian]

26. This presser was creepy as hell

Bush literally came out and threatened an attack if he didn't get the immunity bill passed by the House. And look at that weasel McConnell...he is creepy as hell.