To be a Republican, you need to

[Midlodemocrat]

To be a Republican you need to believe:

1. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.

2. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's Daddy
made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy
when Bush needed a 'we can't find Bin Laden' diversion.

3. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with
China and Viet Nam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

4. The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest
national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq .

5. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
multinational drug corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind
without regulation.

6. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches
while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

7. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

8. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our longtime allies, then
demand their cooperation and money.

9. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing health
care to all Americans is socialism. HMO's and insurance companies have the
best interests of the public at heart.

10. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but
creationism should be taught in schools.

11. A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense,
but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which tens of thousands
die is solid defense policy.

12. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution ...
which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet .

13. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime ... unless you're a
conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for
your recovery.

14. You support 'Executive Privilege' for every Republican ever born, who will
be born or who might be born (in perpetuity.)

Not original to me, but worth passing on, IMHO.

[LostinVA]

1. Freeper

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Racist.

[LostinVA]

4. Homophobe

[Bright Eyes]

3. ?

[LostinVA]

6. It's the only way Midlo and I know how to show affection for each other

[YOY]

7. Do we need a round of Kumboyah?

n/t

[LostinVA]

8. Songs like that just make her start throwing empty wine boxes around

:scared:

[Parche]

5. I Love Number 4

HIPPO KRITS THEM ALL

:hi: