"I Heart Huckabee" for a John McCain caption...

[blondeatlast]

From HuffPo:

[Bright Eyes]

1. "First signs of dementia?"

[skip fox]

2. A three-fer:

Romney is thinking: "Ah . . . the one-cheek sneak."

McCain is saying: "Geez, your evangelical farts smell like a rotting corpse!"

Huckleberry is thinking: "Wait til Mitt turns the other cheek."

[shain from kane]

3. Which one has the Arizona tan? n/t

[Richard Steele]

4. Worst "Dating Game" lineup EVER. nm

[shain from kane]

7. In the butt. No, that was the "Newlywed Game". Sorry.

"In the butt"
The Newlywed Game was the subject of an urban legend for many years. The story, which had several variations, had Bob Eubanks asking a contestant, "Where is the weirdest place where you have ever made whoopee?" in one episode. The contestant supposedly responded, "In the butt." Eubanks denied the incident for a long time.

It turned out that the incident in question happened in a 1977 episode where Eubanks asked a wife named Olga where the weirdest place that she and her husband Hank had the urge to "make whoopee" was. After drawing a blank, and prodded by Eubanks to give an answer, the wife responded, "In the ass" (with "ass" bleeped out). As everyone in the studio laughed uproariously, Eubanks clarified the question, asking for the weirdest location.

Eubanks reluctantly presented the clip on a 2002 NBC special, The Most Outrageous Game Show Moments, which he co-hosted. The clip also appeared (uncensored) in 1980's The Gong Show Movie and the 2002 film Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, about the life of producer Barris.

Hank's original, more pedestrian answer that Olga couldn't match was... "in the car", one that had drawn laughter and applause during the husbands-only segment. (Eubanks: "I'm going to take the side streets hereafter." )

During the same season, Eubanks asked another set of couples what their least favorite place to make love was. One wife quickly said, "Probably I would say the ass" (with that word bleeped out.) causing her husband to groan and sink in his seat. That episode was seen on the "Nutty Newlyweds" retrospective on Game Show Network in 2002.

[Richard Steele]

8. You know what I -LOVE- about your post there?

The fact that the source you drew it from
describes "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind" simply
as a film "about the life of producer Barris".



That's awesome. :toast:

[radfringe]

5. "he's with stupid"

[radfringe]

6. "I can haz anser"??