C is for see you a lot later, honey...the f***ing highway is covered with cookies...

[Lobster Martini]

(LM: Submitted with apologies, but this is just plain funny...unless, of course, you can't get home because the road is covered with cookies...aaah, it's still funny...DU, start the wisecracks--wait for it--NOW!)

Overturned Truck Crumbles Cookies On I-95

DELAWARE COUNTY (CBS 3) ― A tractor trailer hauling cookies overturned on I-95 at the Blue Route in Delaware County.

Authorities said a truck carrying cookies overturned on the I-95 on ramp to 476 and was dangling over the overpass. Several thousand cookies spilled, crumbling onto the highway.

It is unclear if there were any injuries.

Authorities are urging drivers to avoid the area.

(LM: No link because there is nothing more to say about a highway strewn with cookies.)

[Atman]

1. Why do you hate cookies?

:hi:

.

[mkultra]

7. America was founded on cookies

Why do you hate America

[Lobster Martini]

9. Can't help it--I have a chocolate chip on my shoulder--bugger, what a lame joke...(n/t)

[damntexdem]

20. Raisin hell again, eh!

[damntexdem]

12. Cuzz they're always getting into my PC.

And I don't even feed them to it.

[BronxBoy]

2. Total Tragedy

All those cookies and no milk truck crashed

[izquierdista]

3. That's one way

to delete your cookie file :bounce:

[uppityperson]

4. Tomorrow's news: Avoid this area due to seagull poop.

[Junkdrawer]

5. OK..Who tossed their cookies here?

:shrug:

[halobeam]

6. LOL The Cookie Monster song!

:rofl:

[lumberjack_jeff]

8. "Milk tankers strongly urged to avoid the area." n/t

[Adsos Letter]

14. LOL! DUZY nomination right here...

[tanyev]

10. Those elves better submit to a breathalyzer test.

[eShirl]

11. om-nom-nom!

[malaise]

13. Damn

The tales of the Cookie Monster pile up. :D
add

[AntiFascist]

15. That's how the cookie crumbles...

on the information highway.

Did the wheels come off?

[madinmaryland]

16. Probably caused by a Delaware Toll Plaza!

[ProgressiveFool]

17. The Mad Scientist wanted to get a large enough sample size to see just how, exactly

does the cookie crumble?

[LiberalEsto]

18. What kind?

Chocolate chip, perchance?


:9

[WinkyDink]

19. McCain: "My friends, the United States does not crush cookies." Huckabee: "God tells us not to eat

white flour and sugar."

Clinton: "Now, as I've said many times before, going back to my husband's Administration, people deserve a government that appreciates all cookies, and I will work for you to get YOUR COOKIES in their ENTIRETY delivered in a TIMELY FASHION, pursuant to a bill I'm considering demanding that the carriers of YOUR COOKIES understand the nature of their precious cargo, such that THEIR CARGO, that is to say, YOUR COOKIES, will never again be found on our GREAT NATION'S HIGHWAYS! Please join me at hillarydoessobakecookies.com to continue this crucial discourse, and I challenge Senator Obama to log on and join the DEBATE!"

Obama: "I hope there will be more cookies."