"Weeping Boehner can't complete job; gladhanding group pull-out follows."

[blondeatlast]

I think this is a fine day for a game of "Can you top this?"

Have at it! :rofl:

[islandmkl]

1. if it was only his conscience.....

my mistake...turds have no conscience

[DJ13]

2. "Boehner pulls out".......?

:wow:

[Contrary1]

6. Too bad his father didn't do the same. n/t

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. His eyes look like they were stolen from a siberian husky

Maybe that's why he weeps so much.

[Donnachaidh]

4. his eyes haven't had their gin lubrication yet

He's got all the physical attributes of a longterm MEAN drunk, right down to the rummy eyes. All he needs is a refrigerator box, a supermarket cart, and a bottle in a paper bag to finish his *style*.

[roguevalley]

5. Reminds me of Hyacinth Bucket or shall I say, Bouquet. :)

If ever a man lived up to his name, this one does.

[Buzz Clik]

7. Boehner has some real issues. Chemical dependency, depression, both... something.

The guy is hanging on by his fingernails.

[peekaloo]

8. Boehner's frustration comes to a head resulting in premature evacuation

of building.