Rush Limbaugh begs Steve Jobs for bug fixes

[Lennon]

Rush must be on the Hillbilly Heroin again.


http://valleywag.com/356284/rush-limbaugh-begs-steve-jobs-for-bug-fixes
Conservative talk-radio host Rush Limbaugh is a Mac user. But not a happy one. Today he put out a plea to Apple CEO Steve Jobs to fix a bug that's been plaguing him for months

http://valleywag.com/356578/rush-limbaughs-leopard-bugs-can-you-fix-them

El Rushbo’s Appeal to Steve Jobs
http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_021208/content/01125107.guest.html

[hobbit709]

1. Cranial rectumitis is NOT a computer problem!

[aquart]

2. A bug in a Mac? How can this be?

[TalkAgain]

3. ?

[shaniqua6392]

4. The oxycontin is making him think there is something wrong with it!!

He should maybe cut his usage in half and the problem should clear right up.

[islandmkl]

5. that's the oxy makin' Rush all itchy and shit...

or maybe he actually sees them crawling on him

[cascadiance]

6. That's what he gets for buying a "liberal" company's computer! :)

Doesn't he know that Al Gore sits on Apple's board? I'm sure they directed some engineers to put in some code to do something like:

if (user == "Rush Limbaugh") {
$ScrewHimRoyally = 1;
}

I guess he's used to using stuff that's not "kosher" like borrowing Chrissy Hyndes' tunes!

Unfortunately, I myself face the daunting prospect of perhaps having to work for Microsoft or News Corp if they buy Yahoo out! :(

[Rosemary2205]

12. Bwwwwhahahahaha

Damn you. -- 3 times today with the iced tea all over the keyboard!!

:) :)

[Rex]

7. That's not a bug, you idiot, you have to turn it on first!

:eyes:

[FogerRox]

8. OXY's are a rush..... . . . . . . just sayin.. . .. .

[AlCzervik]

9. awwww poor rump leakage, i hope my husband was in charge of the engineering

on that one.

[TheCowsCameHome]

10. Rush isn't so smart after all.

Wassamatta fat boy, that machine got your head messed up?

Maybe it just plain hates you.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

11. Dear Steve Jobs:

Recommend Tom Delay.

[onehandle]

13. Limbaugh is hardly a nomad.

There is help out there for many a nomadic Mac user.

At least 559 places to go.

You could be a Nomad... 559 times.

[Journeyman]

14. With those problems, Limbaugh's got it easy -- my new Mac was a disaster. . .

From the day I turned it on the end of last year, it was a clusterph#@k of corrupted files, bizarre errors, weird graphical anomalies, incomplete program functions, and a host of other nerve-wracking, stomach churning disasters. And this wasn't a low-end machine: a MacPro with 2x3 GHz Dual-Core, 4 Gigs of RAM, and multiple 500 Gb hard drives. Yet each time I approached someone with these issues they pointed fingers at someone else: Mac said it was the programs, programs said it was fonts, fonts said it was operating system and the merry-go-round began again. After three weeks of fruitless struggle I packed it up and returned it to the vendor. They ran tests and, presto whatta-ya-know, the Logic Board and half the RAM were defective. They fixed it, of course, but I'm still struggling with my old G5, a little nervous (who can blame me?) about migrating back to the MacPro until I've run an extensive range of comprehensive tests.

I can't help but wonder if Apple is so intent on expanding their product line they're losing sight of their core product.

[spanone]

15. i'd rather stick knitting needles in my ears than click on It's site

:toast: