Which method of distraction do you prefer from our imperial rulers?

[Ken Burch]

Just wondering, since we seem to have returned to the ancient Roman era.

[scarletwoman]

1. I like smoking as much pot as I can get.

Barring that, I drink alot of booze.

[Ken Burch]

2. Point of clarification:

By "bread", I meant the baked good, not the early 70's pop group:



Even Cheney can't be held responsible for them.

[EFerrari]

3. Time travel. I've been collecting (and watchiing) MASH reruns.

Because it feels like this has been war for years now and at least, those characters figured out a way to walk through it.

[Ken Burch]

6. Indeed.

And this reminds me of my alternative idea for the final "M*A*S*H*" episode.

It would only have lasted about three minutes.

The episode opens with a chopper landing at the 4077th. Radar O'Reilly steps out of the chopper, to the astonishment of everyone, and announces that:

a)there's been a huge Army paperwork error;
b)due to this error, the M*A*S*H* units and all U.S. and UN forces have actually been in Korea for thirteen years(the length of the series)rather than three
c)And that it's now 1964.

A moment later, a second chopper lands. Frank Burns steps off, to everyone's even GREATER surprise, and hands the entire unit its travel orders for Saigon.

The last shot: A severely beaten Frank Burns is taken to another M*A*S*H* unit for treatment, and Hawkeye and B.J. are led away in straight jackets.

[EFerrari]

8. . . .

:spank:

LOL!

[hobbit709]

4. As long as the lions lunch on our rulers!

[L. Coyote]

5. You forgot the Internet.

[Ken Burch]

7. That was covered under "other"

Besides, the imperial regime is trying to take the 'net away from us.

[alfredo]

9. A good whole wheat country bread dipped in olive oil would

suit me just fine. A good cheap Chianti would be fine too.

I'm getting the munchies.