Lookin' GOOD there Rush. Pic + NYT article mentioning flop sweat !BONUS!

[underpants]

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/15/us/politics/15rush.html?_r=1&adxnnl=1&oref=slogin&adxnnlx=1203081218-jTt2zR/bHSshNMKT8NU2OA

As he opened his radio program Wednesday, Mr. Limbaugh lobbed yet another grenade.

“I would like today to announce a tentative decision — I’m still thinking about it — to endorse Barack Obama,” he said, his head cocked slightly toward his 18-karat-gold-plated microphone, his hands spread wide like the wings of his sleek G4 jet.

Mr. Limbaugh then listed nearly a dozen qualities he said he found admirable in Mr. Obama. “Barack Obama is pro-life,” he began. “Barack Obama is a tax-cutter extraordinaire.”

If neither statement was descriptive of Mr. Obama, a liberal Democrat (REALLY?), nor was there much hope for what followed. “Barack Obama will establish a college football playoff, once and for all,” Mr. Limbaugh said. “Barack Obama will offer free-beer Fridays.”

His point, Mr. Limbaugh said, was that Mr. Obama represented “a blank canvas upon which anyone can project their fantasies and desires.”

“It’s entirely possible I will go the distance without saying I support a candidate,” he said, still sweating from his three-hour performance(on radio?), his blue-and-white striped dress shirt untucked and draped over dark dress slacks.

“Folks, can we agree, just between us,” he told his listeners, sotto voce, on Wednesday, “has it not been brilliant how strategically I have inserted myself in this campaign?”
(GENIUS!)

[NMDemDist2]

1. geez, Rush has sure packed the pounds back on now that he's off the dope hasn't he?

as for what he said, I don't care what he is spewing, he's an ass...

[underpants]

2. I guess his new girlfriend doesn't mind

Or is she only needed on the rare occassion that he is seen in public?

[Nay]

11. Heck, no, she doesn't mind. After 10 years of marriage, she can take

her cut of his fortune (like the last wife did) and take off. And more power to her. I can't even stand to look at a picture of that SOB.

[radfringe]

Rush has sure packed the pounds

no pounds, it's his ego expanding from sucking in all that hot air...

a few more weeks of pumping his ego and he'll probably explode

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. Viagra must be high in sodium content, eh porky?

Shamu is more trim than he is.

[radfringe]

10. Shamu ..heeheee..... maybe we should call him RUSHmu

or rushMOO because he's also overstuffed with cowsh*t

[radfringe]

3. Rush has sure packed the pounds

no pounds, it's his ego expanding from sucking in all that hot air...

a few more weeks of pumping his ego and he'll probably explode

[El Pinko]

4. He's very puffy around the eyes - I wonder if he's on corticosteroids or something.

He looks like crap. He probably eats nothing but crap, too.

[mikeytherat]

5. He has now officially morphed into his official "Archie Bunker" persona

"Why don't youse guys stifle already. Jeez, all the immmy-gants is against me."

mikey_the_rat

[peekaloo]

6. Would someone please offer Mr. Creosote his wafer thin mint.

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. He better tell Mr. Snerdly to keep 911 on speed dial

He looks like death.

[spanone]

9. take your ego, rush, and shove it up your ass