Dick Cheney even lies about his dog's health.

[Captain Hilts]

On February 8th, the Washington Post reported this in the Reliable Source:

"Dick Cheney taking his dog to the vet Wednesday afternoon via his usual massive security motorcade. The veep's yellow lab, Dave -- the one dressed as Superman for Halloween -- went to Friendship Animal Hospital for a routine checkup."

Word has come out that his dog died. Does he have more than one dog or does he feel compelled to lie about his dog's health?

[TheCowsCameHome]

1. When is Dick due for routine checkup?

Just dreamin'..........

[aquart]

2. Forget it.

Dick has a guarantee from Satan written in blood.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

3. He must have drained the poor dog's blood

One of those kinder, gentler vampires who tries his best to drink the blood of live animals when possible and human blood only as a last resort.

[malaise]

5. Or tested those pills

he'll be popping when the arrest warrants arrive.

[DearAbby]

4. Actually Cheney took Dave Quail Hunting..

Ordered the dog to flush out the birds, and Cheney shot him in the face, it's reported the dog apologized, before being put down.

[TahitiNut]

6. Dave probably committed suicide.

I can't imagine a Labrador Retriever being able to tolerate that sociopath, even as tolerant as Labs are.

[mcscajun]

7. It's simple...

...so long as he's breathing, he's lying.

Poor dog to have D.C. as a companion. :(