Caption this McCain pic

[hiaasenrocks]

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, if I lower my chin to my chest will it make me look younger than Obama after all?

[SpiralHawk]

1. "Poppy 'Skull & Boner' Bush loves me!" - McCain & Abel

"You'd be all bloated up like a Puff Adder, too, if you had the BFEE greasing the skids for you. Smirk."

- McCain * Abel

[Vilis Veritas]

2. Prior to tightening the laces on the back of his face mask...

[Mz Pip]

3. Must stay awake

Must stay awake.
Must stay awake.

Must not yawn.

[islandmkl]

4. smeller is the feller

[liberal N proud]

5. If they would just let me lean to one side or the other I could fart

[LiberalMandrake]

6. I never managed to gather an audience larger than 1,000 but don't blame me

I never managed to gather an audience larger than 1,000 (paid campaign personnel excluded) and yet I am the republican candidate. But don't blame me, blame the rest of the audience.

[Blue State Bandit]

7. That's not Mc Cain,

it's Bush in a Mc Cain mask!

[Ganja Ninja]

8. Looks like someone had Taco Bell for lunch. n/t

[Perry Logan]

9. McCain gets a taste of some of GWB's drugs.

[TahitiNut]

10. "Don't you agree, Mr. Turkeyneck?"

[tridim]

12. There it is! BTW, whoever did those FedEx commercials deserves a raise

All of them are the best ads on TV.

[TahitiNut]

19. Joy, Eileen and Bob agree.

:silly:

[DearAbby]

11. Do you mind if I go use the Bathroom? .........Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

thank you depends.

[Kadie]

13. "I'm having a bad hair day." n/t

[proud patriot]

14. "I'm going to miss these flesh-stretching sessions, my dear"

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

15. If you don't give me the nomination, I'll hold my breath and turn blue n/t

[griffi94]

16. i really don't know how the democrats blew it

[no_hypocrisy]

17. Mr. Potato Head

[helderheid]

18. If I hold my breath long enough, maybe the Democrats will go away.

[Fearless]

20. "Sorry... ahem... yes that was me..."

[blondeatlast]

21. "If I manage to win this at last, Cindy will take the plug out. Please, for the love of mercy, vote

for me; dear God, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease..."

[RuleOfNah]

22. "Do not recall is a non-starter, check out my ...nooooothing"

:spank:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

23. Brainfart!

:smoke:

[JoePhilly]

24. If I don't bomb something soon, I'm gonna explode!!!!

[Rex]

25. McCainfish.

See it inflate in defense of more war.

[rasputin1952]

26. "musn't fart, musn't fart....DAMN!"...n/t

[Generic Brad]

27. "Give me a top hat, a monacle and a cane...

...arms coming out of my head and legs sprouting out of my chin - and you have Mr. Peanut!"