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[sabra]

[babylonsister]

1. "I prefer 'My Pet Goat'."

[Bicoastal]

4. You plagiarized me. Boo.

:grr:

[babylonsister]

11. Ahem. No, you plagiarized me.

[jeff30997]

16. The truth is...

You both plagiarized me in the first place and I'm calling my Liar right now to fill a lawsuit.

[Bicoastal]

2. No more "My Pet Goat" for me!

After 7 years of steady progress, I'm on a whole new reading level now!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

3. "My planned reading for the new terrorist attack"

[HowHasItComeToThis]

5. HEY KIDS, " THERE ARE KINKY STORIES IN HERE"

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[peekaloo]

6. The Ass with No Class.

[FourScore]

7. Bush at his daily briefing.

[Warpy]

10. Perfect!

The stuff on the board looks like the "memory boards" we'd have in the rooms of disoriented/demented patients.

[havocmom]

8. 'Do you kids really want me to read? Y'all 'member that last time....

Oh, what the hell, 3000+ here, 3000+ there... not like any of 'em matter. heh heh heh'

[Whoa_Nelly]

9. This, boys and girls, is THE manual on how to be pResident!

[Olney Blue]

12. What rhymes with cat and hat? DOG!

[BadgerKid]

13. "All right, childrenz! Who wants to read this here, uh, book, to me?"

[Gore1FL]

14. In the sequal he comes back. Like Jesus

[flvegan]

15. I see he has his notes clearly written on the board behind him.

[Henny Penny]

17. I've just read this one myself! n/t

[angrycarpenter]

18. A liberal artist made this. It too will go on the fire. nt

[jeff30997]

19. Kids.Finish this phrase:The cat is in the hat...

KIDS:"And you are an asshat!"

[RuleOfNah]

20. "And now a surprise. My love-child will join me in reading My Pet Cat. C'mon up Condi Jr."

[spanone]

21. the one book junior has read, over and over and over

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

22. Looks like you children is learnin'

[EvolveOrConvolve]

23. Ken one 'a you's kids 'splain this here book to me

Cuz it's complicated, vury complicated.

[muddrunner17]

24. T t t The, c c ca cat in t t t, what's that word again?

[Jack Rabbit]

25. Can somebody please read this to me?

[kitty1]

26. I started this book on Air Force 1 comin over, and just finished it

[madmom]

27. how grate is Amerka,I can't even read this book and I'm prezdent!!!

[nashville_brook]

28. Bush and Cheney as Thing 1 and Thing 2 -- i like it! we better get this mess cleaned up

before mom gets home.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

29. Duhbya: "Want me ta read this book for ya?"

Class as One: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

[onethatcares]

30. too wet to go out, too cold to play ball, so we sat in the whitehouse

and fucked up it all.

what the hell is asshat doing today? being pretzeldential????

[Contrary1]

31. "Look at me, little future debt payers...

Sometimes I decides that I will hold my book right side up!"

[JoePhilly]

32. Hi Kids .... ever been to Iraq?