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Mon Feb-18-08 11:33 PM
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Close your eyes for a second...and just try to imagine the funeral.... |
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...of one Rev. Fred Phelps.
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:34 PM
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I'm curious. What brought this post on? Or is this a collective "think happy thoughts" moment? If it is, I would say, "Aaaaah."
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:35 PM
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2. Well, yeah, it would be a happy thought...and no he's not dead... |
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...but can you imagine what the turnout would be like?
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:37 PM
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4. Yes, I can imagine ... |
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... and that IS a happy thought, isn't it!
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:26 AM
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11. I'd show up w/a "God Hates Assholes" poster... |
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"he killed you because you're an asshole"...:D
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:37 PM
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3. That won't be a funeral... |
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that will be damn near a riot. Funeral hooligans, and whatnot. Funeraligans.
Not that I wish anyone ill or anything.
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Tue Feb-19-08 01:13 AM
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21. There will be huge riots in Topeka when he dies. |
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I can bet it will end with his corpse getting pecked apart by huge birds.
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:37 PM
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5. Probably related to this |
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:38 PM
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6. A couple of visions come to mind... |
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Edited on Mon Feb-18-08 11:39 PM by gemdem
One where every person this asshat has ever hurt, along with God and all his angels, protests his funeral -- something he has earned.
The other, where no one including the media pays any notice and that he's left to rot with his followers in the hell that he's created in his so-called church -- something they all deserve.
Either one works for me.
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:28 AM
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12. I can imagine God saying..."WTF was wrong w/you?" |
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:38 PM
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:50 PM
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We should all go there carrying our signs and have a DU meetup later.
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:30 AM
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I have already invited everyone to come stay at my house. Party party, Fred is Dead!
I always stay out of the celebrations of the deaths of people I do not care for but this one? Nah, I have spent my life putting up with those creeps. This one I will relish, as much as I hate to admit that.
My house....PARTY! Pre and Post funeral. :hi:
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:43 AM
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And this ain't no sex thread...
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Tue Feb-19-08 11:04 AM
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22. Well there is my first laugh of the day! |
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LOL, and a blush as well and I am certainly not a prude!
Of course, I EXPECT you to be here (ahem). You can dance with the goats and the circle will be complete. God that sounds like code. I think I should stop now ;).
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Tue Feb-19-08 07:44 PM
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23. Oh, no, it's to late to stop now. |
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The Dancing Goats are already in on the deal, you know.
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Tue Feb-19-08 10:45 PM
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25. Yes, they certainly are a major part |
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of our plan however we still must deal with the Prancing Ponies.
Tonight we danced at sunset looking ever to the West with a slight Northern turn. Away from the sunset, we shall dance again tomorrow.
Come one come all
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:42 PM
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8. Fred would not understand this: |
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"I do all the evil I can before I learn to shun it? Is it not enough to know the evil to shun it? If not, we should be sincere enough to admit that we love evil too well to give it up." - Mohandas Gandhi
"Instant Karma's going to get you." - John Lennon
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:24 AM
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I had a mental image of me in hell, stoking the furnace just to heat the place up to "broil" before the arrival of satan's misbegotten son...:scared:
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:35 AM
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14. I'm picturing the world's largest ever gay pride parade. |
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Rainbows everywhere. Men in tight leather hot pants. And lots of signs denouncing Phelps.
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:40 AM
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15. The most decked-out of them should carry signs that say: |
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"Phelps was my hot gay lover." That would be more offensive to people of Phelps' ilk than anything else.
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:42 AM
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:59 AM
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18. Just his family.. Most people are not evil enough to to do his family, |
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Tue Feb-19-08 01:02 AM
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19. Fireworks. Like the big ass Philadelphia patriotic kind. |
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Celebrating his death, in a "we are so glad you're dead" kinda way.
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Tue Feb-19-08 01:10 AM
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20. Purgatory will be a fitting punishment for that asshole. |
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Hell is too good for him.
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Tue Feb-19-08 09:25 PM
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24. Well, I'd enjoy the piss I'm about to take much more if it went on Phelps' grave. |
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When the funeral happens, I will most certainly go, and definitely piss on the grave.
Maybe leave a used condom, too. With a little sign: "The sperm in here are smarter than Fred ever was."
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Tue Feb-19-08 10:49 PM
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26. Is it actually a requirement that he be dead |
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