Freepology Today: Terrists attack the marines!!11!!1!! In Washington DC!!1! I"M SERIES!!!!1!!

[theredpen]

The Free Republic post screams, "Leftist Terrorists attack Armed Forces Recruiting Station in Washington DC and Police do nothing!!!"

Wow. That sounds dire. Many Freepers wonder openly why the DC Police are allowing terrorists to operate in plain site; others wonder why the Marines don't just shoot them all?

Well, perhaps a photo of the terrorists in action would help:

Yikes! Where do such scary people come from? Freeper MuttTheHoople explains:

Seriously, most college students don't pull this crap anymore. The children of the anti-american flagburners who protested Vietnam wound up in the back dumpster behind an abortion clinic, while most conservative, Christian students happily bred children.

The students you see trashing this recruiting office come from guys too stupid to wrap it up, and girls too dumb to find a clinic.

You can't make this shit up.

...and the Freepers wonder why the rest of America is getting tired of them.

[apnu]

1. Damn... just damn.

But then that perfectly describes a Freeper. A person who fundamentally misunderstands America.

[denverbill]

2. OMG! How many dead and wounded are there! Any hostages still being held?

Is that a fire-bomb I see going off inside the building? Have they released any videos of students hacking off the heads of the soldiers and holding them up to the camera?

I haven't seen anything so horrifying since 9-11. No wonder the Freetards are outraged. /sarcasm


I saw this thread over there. Most of the replies were only slightly less hyperbolic than mine above.

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

Apparently, to Freetards, anyone exercising their 1st Amendment rights is a traitor who should be jailed, at minimum.

[sailor65]

3. How silly

The JANITOR in a recruiting station could handle that bunch alone, so what's the worry?

[me b zola]

4. Makes me wonder...

If a freeper's nightlight burns out do they piss themselves in fear?

[RedCappedBandit]

5. Yeah, the SDS is comprised of idiots.

:eyes:

Freepers need a reality check.