Ann Coulter's Credit Card Denied At Florida Supermarket

[Amerigo Vespucci]

February 20, 2008 -- ANN Coulter suffered a serious embarrassment over the weekend when her credit card was declined in Palm Beach. According to our spy, the nutty arch-conservative was caught at 9:45 p.m. Saturday night in the 10 Items or Less line at the local Publix when her card was rejected. "She was embarrassed but didn't make a scene," our witness said. "She just paid with cash and ran out of there. But at least she's eating."

http://www.nypost.com/seven/02202008/gossip/pagesix/strictly_cash_98415.htm

[Sanity Claws]

1. SHe had work done on her eyes

They look bigger

[eShirl]

9. I've seen that "work done" look before, it always makes the person look worse

than if they had just let nature take its course.

Now she looks like something out of the early 80's AD&D Fiend Folio book. (fellow geeks will know what I mean)

[Warpy]

Yes, blephoroplasty, and not done well

She'll have that perpetually surprised look from now on. I also see she's had some of the tobacco stains removed from her teeth.

At least the plastic surgery recovery periods will keep her off camera for increasingly longer periods of time as her looks continue to go.

When her looks are gone, so is she, and she knows it.

[Richard Steele]

12. At first glance, I read that as "blasphemeoplasty".

That kinda sounds like something Coulter would have done,
doesn't it? :rofl:

[Warpy]

18. Nah, her blasphemy is too severe to be correctable

I'm glad you understand the amusement that lousy eyesight affords me from time to time.

[Muttocracy]

36. yeah, I think that would be a lobotomy in her case? nt

[Richard Steele]

42. What do you mean, "correctable"?

In her case, I assumed the phrase would
refer to some sort of ENHANCEMENT! :rofl:

[0007]

15. That's from eating dog food. Alpo is Ann's favorite. Three cans

a day makes Ann bright eyed and bushy tailed.


Notice how big the eyes are on the doggie!

[CoffeeCat]

16. I always wondered how she kept her....

coat so nice and shiny!

[0007]

21. ......and her nose nice and moist and cool to the touch.

[MindPilot]

27. Oh come on now, that's over the line. I'm hitting the alert button!

Comparing Ann Coulter to a DOG?! That's an insult to canines everywhere.

[0007]

30. I agree but its true. Please don't kill the messenger. Get after

the dog food companies. (Which are probably owned by junior or his dick)

[CatWoman]

43. stop it, damn you!!!

I'm about to pee on myself!!!!!

:rofl:

[Pastiche423]

44. What about comparing a dog to Ann Coulter?

[CoffeeCat]

28. Here she is driving away from the grocery store, in shame...

[0007]

33. Touché . . . This photo could be a fake, ya know? I don't think

Ann has alias or a dog collar. I think the collar use to belong to Allen Keyes.

[gateley]

20. Yeah - you can always tell by that "boing!" look.

A comedian once asked if Nancy Reagan's father (a doctor) was actually a taxidermist.

[CottonBear]

2. LOL!

She was probably buying wine and ciggies! I doubt she eats much real food. :evilgrin:

[DemoTex]

11. You beat me to it! Wine & smokes.

BTW: Annie needs a little powder on that face. She's shinning like a 100-watt lightbulb.

[tanyev]

39. I hear Botox will do that to you.

[ourbluenation]

3. Typical rightie - they love that debt. She needs the Dem's "Pay as You Go" policy. n/t

[underpants]

4. She went 3 weeks between articles

http://news.yahoo.com/i/108

not "28 days" ;-) but real close. Hell the latest article is the most coherent (though still wrong) thing she has "wrote" in years so I wouldn't be surprised if an assistant put it together.

[SpiralHawk]

5. "Republicon economics is surging to, um victoree (smirk)" - Coulter

"Give me my meds now or I am blowing you all you lib-rul Supermarket clerks to kingdom come, the republicon homelander way of, um, taking responsibility. The kool-aid guzzing bimbo with the biggest gun always wins. Might makes far far far right - right over the edge."

- Colter
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/a/c/coulter_shooting_gun.j

[Ezlivin]

6. It was over the limit from her buying her own books

N/T

[napi21]

7. Hmmm, it would be interesting to find out WHY?

There are lots of reasons it could have happened that have nothing to do with the CC owner's failure. I remember when I received an IRATE CALL from one of our salesmen because his card had been denied! I checked with the CC company, and they said they denied it because there had been charges made on it in TX & in MX within hours of each other and that looked to them like the card might have been stolen! I got it straightened out for him, but he was NOT a happy camper!

[MindPilot]

13. If your card is declined because of something other than non/late payment

you don't "get embarrassed, pay with cash and run out", you step aside, get out your cell phone and get the problem handled.

Just like every other republican, she thinks she doesn't have to play by the same rules as us commoners.

[kdmorris]

26. You do?

I've had cards that wouldn't go through before, and I either use another card or pay cash and THEN take care of the issue. After they've rung up all your stuff, why hold up the whole line while you are on your cell phone calling the card company?

[MindPilot]

29. That would be the "step aside" part.

The point is I wouldn't be embarrassed about it and run out unless I hadn't paid my bill.

Maybe republicans are different.

[kdmorris]

31. Well, if they've already rung it up, you would have to void it

so I would still pay with something else and take care of it afterward, to avoid inconveniencing anyone else. Of course, it was 9:45 PM, so odds are there weren't many people at Publix then.

[murielm99]

35. Yup.

That happened to me when I was trying to pay for a car repair.

I called the CC company, and spoke with someone. It turned out that the problem was with the mechanic's terminal.

I knew I had nothing to be embarrassed about because I had paid my bill.

[gateley]

32. Agree -- I've had my card denied because of a flurry of activity (all mine, I'm

embarrassed to admit). But I stood right there and called the CC company to find out what the problem was. When I've tried to eek through a charge but gotten "caught", I did the same as Coulter.

[eShirl]

14. good point

another possible reason could be identity theft

[Warpy]

19. Yeah, I'd think she'd be a prime target for identity theft

Rich from the ill gotten gains of her slanderous books, a public figure with a fairly common name, a perfect target.

If her character were a tad less toxic, I might even feel sorry for her.

[dchill]

40. Yes, we all would love to be Ann Coulter.

:)

[Warpy]

41. I think a lot of people wouldn't mind putting in an hour or so a day

masquerading as her to get their hands on some of the loot.

[MindPilot]

8. So the spokesblonde for the party of personal responsibility can't pay her bills?

Good, now she'll feel the sting of those 30%+ punishment rates. Time to try to sell another book, Ann.:rofl:

[aquart]

10. Okay. I admit that's sweet.

I wonder if she'll look differently at social services now.

[KamaAina]

17. She probably has that service where they flag any unusual charges

I mean, c'mon, Coultergeist at a supermarket? That had probably never happened before. So they flagged it. :P

[MindPilot]

23. Now there's a DUzy nominee!! eom

[truedelphi]

22. I guess that the price had gone up on her needed food items -

Blood, wine, booze, and blood.

[malaise]

24. She should have paid them with a copy of

Godless although word is it's not worth any ten or less items in Publix.

The only question is which is more embarrassing -being a member of the 19% o r maxing out in the ten items or less supermarket line.

[Mz Pip]

25. She eats?

Good grief, who'd a thunk it? :crazy:

[Muttocracy]

38. well, it was the express line! :) nt

[TheCowsCameHome]

34. Since when did Publix start selling crack?

What else would she be buying? - surely not food.

[LeftinOH]

37. Smokes, box o' wine, giant bag of gummi worms, and a copy of 'Guns n Ammo'