Gays. Is there anything they can't do?

[Kali]

Besides get married in the U.S.?
http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/israeli-mp-blames-gays-for-recent-earthquakes/2008/02/21/1203467216854.html

More US-allied religious nutballs again.

[NMMNG]

1. Aren't we amazing?

We cause all forms of natural disasters, we're responsible for the soldiers getting killed in Iraq, we make the Dems lose election after election, yet we still can't manage to get our Civil/Human Rights. :wtf:

[GreenPartyVoter]

3. If you're so powerful, then

how come you guys don't win the lottery all the time?

(But if ya do, will you share? Pwease??)

:silly: :crazy:

[NMMNG]

4. Punishment for all of our sins

:shrug:

[northzax]

8. who needs the lottery?

The club already has the best real estate agents, decorators, travel agents, fashion designers...with the gay discount, who needs the lotto?

[GreenPartyVoter]

12. Dang! I forgot about the discounts

[myrna minx]

14. Have you let your Gay Agenda membership lapse?

The discounts alone are worth it, not to mention the pleasure of corrupting the youth and sullying all that's virtuous. :rofl:

[GreenPartyVoter]

15. I confess that I did, along with my Sam's Club one. Just no money for them these days

[northzax]

16. don't forget the generous recruitment bonuses

that makes it all worthwhile. You know, this month only, you get double points for recruiting the son of a pastor! Heck, I am only two away from a free trip to Provincetown!

[myrna minx]

19. I jumped for joy when we upgraded from those old cumbersome wallet punch cards

to those easy swipe cards. I'm so morally bankrupt that i'm just one pastor's son away from claiming a lost weekend in Paris with Sandra Bernhardt and John Waters! :rofl:

[Kali]

21. you need to recruit them? I figured you had to beat them off with a stick.

[northzax]

24. despite the old saying

It is quite Uncomfortable to actually get beaten off with a stick

[Kali]

25. yep, had to do the old beavis and butthead giggle when I read what I wrote

[Pab Sungenis]

17. Yeah, plus the credit union.

No annual fees, but the interest payments are a pain in the ass.

[alfredo]

7. Still, after all that you look fabulous.

[Fleshdancer]

9. don't forget 9/11!

That was all you as well. Although to be fair, you did get help from us feminists so I guess I shouldn't give you all the credit.

:crazy:

[NMMNG]

13. Hear-tell those "baby-killers" had a hand in it as well.

:P

[mondo joe]

10. It's like the joke about reading the Jewish newspaper

Adapted for gays:

A gay man is riding on the NY Subway reading an anti-gay newsletter.

A friend of his, who happens to be riding in the same car, notices and is shocked. "Have you lost your mind? Why are you reading that anti-gay crap?"

The gay man replies, "I used to read the gay news, but what did I find? Gays being persecuted, gay teens being murdered, and we can't event muster a defense against votes that takes away our already 2nd class rights. So I switched to anti-gay publications. Now what do I find? Gays control the media, the government and all entertainment, gays are all rich and powerful, we even control the weather. The news is so much better!"

[NMMNG]

11. LOL

Only in the minds of fundies. ;-)

[readmoreoften]

23. I love it! /nt

[Red Zelda]

2. ROFL

I love the title of the thread. Just made me giggle.

[readmoreoften]

5. I'm really sorry about those earthquakes. It was the bean dip again.

(Gosh, being a lower echelon demon can be so humiliating...) :blush:

[Divine Discontent]

6. ha! eom

[KG]

18. gays are so fabulous i've considered becoming one!

i mean, i've already got enough shoes! :hi:

[Behind the Aegis]

20. Ironically...

...that is one country where gays have more rights than we do!

[readmoreoften]

22. Credit where credit is due: it's the dykes and trannyboys who do the heavy lifting on Earthquake day

Bears and Leathermen work together on Sandstorm Tuesdays.
Studs rule the Tornado Factory.
The femmes, queens, and trannygals? We got the whole Tsunami thing running tight these days.

Like we say...It takes a village to ruin the world...

[Kali]

26. ...

:rofl:

I really like how well you guys are organized. Division of labor and all!