Breaking...MSNBC: McCain's Love Missile Hits Lobbyist

[johnfunk]

Couldn't resist...



That's the "target," Vicki Iseman. In fairness, both McCain and Iseman deny that he was shtupping her on the side back in 2000.

[margotb822]

1. Hahaha

McCain's ineptitude makes me laugh (and so does this headline). Thanks! :rofl:

[kanrok]

2. It's a safe bet that he was not schtupping her "on the side"

My guess is "missionary" position.

[Joanie Baloney]

3. Whew!

I read that part even worse. I thought it said schtupping her back side.

JB

[devilindisguise]

44. Too funny

A friend - very naive friend - asked me if I thought he did it. HA< HA< HA<

I said "Well hail yes". Gee whiz. If he didn't do it, why didn't he deny it when it first hit the airwaves? Had to get his story together. Even if he didn't do the dirty with this woman there was a lot of inappropriate behaviour for a married man to take so many trips and go to all those functions with this "lobbyist". Ha-ha-ha.

[comradebillyboy]

4. Tweety must be heartbroken, his man crush betrayed him

for another woman. Will Tweety be as offended by McCain's purported infidelity as he was about Bill's? McCain seems to have a taste for anorexic, stoned looking bleached blonds. Tweety has a thing for manly men, like W, Rudy, Tom Delay, Fred Thompson and the straight shooter himself. Will Tweety turn his many affection to Barak Obama, now that McCain cheated on him? Stay tuned.

[Beausoir]

16. Honest to god...Tweety was just on MSNBC live and he was truly sick. He is crushed.

I am still laughing about it.

Tweety is literally devastated.

Anyone else happen to catch that? Absolutely hilarious.

[DainBramaged]

18. Why, because he was boinking another woman and not him?

[Beausoir]

20. No. Because Tweety is a huge backer of McCain's. Huge. And to see this happen was just

hilarious.

[DainBramaged]

27. Well, his man-crush on TWO Rethugs is ruined

[Beausoir]

28. You left out Fred Thompson. Tweety liked the way Fred smelled!

He gives his heart too freely, does Tweety.

[johnfunk]

5. The Photo(shop) That Breaks Tweety's Heart...

http://bravenewfilms.org/pictures/big/32157

(Watertiger, via {link:|cliffschecter.bravenewfilms.org/blogCliff Schecter's blog])

[originalpckelly]

8. Evahn bettahz!

:rofl:

[WinkyDink]

10. Awesome!

[robbedvoter]

34. Whada yoa know!! It IS on the side!

[DainBramaged]

6. Best thread title this year, bar none.

:yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[originalpckelly]

7. OMG!

:rofl:

[mainegreen]

9. Now I must go clean that image out of my brain with bleach.

Yuk.

[DainBramaged]

11. Got to keep this at the top

The love missile express

[npincus]

12. Direct Hit!

:rofl:

[DainBramaged]

13. Another bump for Mr Love Missile.

[Forrest Greene]

24. Love Muscle?

No, That's his chest. He just keeps it there when he's not using it.

[DainBramaged]

36. Cheney has a battery operated heart

What's to say Gramps doesn't have a battery operated............

ICK

[alfredo]

14. Remember, Cindy was McCain's mistress. He divorced his disabled

first wife for her.

[Chiyo-chichi]

15. Yep. And he started his political career with Cindy's family money.

I saw (on CSPAN) the dottering old fool come to a platform (in Iowa or N.H.)and shake Cindy's hand - just in the same way he was shaking hands with the local pols he barely knew. She sure gave him a funny look. Man, do I wish I could find that video.

[blondeatlast]

19. He shook her hand? Wow--I would love to have seen that.

:rofl:

[Beausoir]

22. Was that yesterday? Because I saw the same thing! Awkward.

[Chiyo-chichi]

37. The hand-shaking incident I saw was some time ago.

I believe it was between the Iowa caucus & the New Hampshire primary. I had CSPAN on all day one Saturday & it was wall-to-wall campaign rallies. I tried to find the video again on the CSPAN web site, but it seems to me they don't keep their archives that long.
Cindy was kind of behind him & he turned & shood her hand. She furrowed her brow a bit as if she were thinging "what the hell are you doing, John?"

Are you telling me he did it again yesterday???

[Baby Snooks]

42. The deja vu of it....

Reminds you of the Reagans. Next comes the puzzled look on McCain's face when someone asks him a question. Followed by Cindy leaning over and hoping no one notices her whispering the answer to him.

[alfredo]

29. Shook her hand?

[Chiyo-chichi]

38. Yep. Looked like he didn't know her.

If I could find the clip I'd make a commercial with Chuck Norris' quip about McCain's age as the audio track. Or Grandpa Simpson saying "Where am I? Is Matlock on? Maaaaatlock!"

[alfredo]

39. Or this might do the job

[Chiyo-chichi]

40. Excellent.

[alfredo]

41. Rudy!!!

[Beausoir]

17. Cindy should've learned. If he cheated on his wife to be with Cindy, he'll cheat on Cindy to be

with someone else.

[underpants]

21. She looks a lot like Cindy huh?

just saying

[Virginia Dare]

25. Leave Cindy out of this Underpants!...

hasn't the poor woman got enough to deal with right now, does she need your craven attacks?...:cry:

:spank:

(yeah, she does look like cruella a little doesn't she?)

[underpants]

30. I tried looking for a picture of Cindy to post with this

but Cindy doesn't appear to ever look directly into a camera

:scared:

[Virginia Dare]

32. Here's one..

There is definitely a resemblance. One wonders if this was a reason for Alcalde & Fay using Ms. Iseman to target Johnny boy.

[alfredo]

33. he might be attracted to a type like John Derek was. Not unusual.

[tblue37]

35. Both have spacey eyes too far apart. n/t

[rainman99]

23. Wow, definitely not worth ruining a career over.

[Virginia Dare]

26. I'm sure it was all very innocent..

probably just a little friendly discussion and maybe a teeny-tiny body massage on that long plane ride, nothing more. Move along, everybody.

[0007]

31. Where there's hope there's a dope

Where there's a dope there's hope.

"Mac is back ..... let the stories begin"

[DainBramaged]

43. This is not going flaccid