Names for McCain's SEX SCANDAL?

[npincus]

Grandpa-gate?

suggestions?

[NightWatcher]

1. something about 'lobbyists' and 'pork'

[npincus]

5. Grandpa puts the "PORK" in pork-barrel!

:rofl:

[Aptastik]

7. Porking-gate

[JVS]

24. Pork pro Pork

[underpants]

2. Younger version of my rich wife gate

[blondeatlast]

3. It's the banking, not the boinking. nt

[Olney Blue]

4. "McCain is Able"

[qanda]

9. ...

:spray: Good one!

[DainBramaged]

6. PUMP UP THE VOLUME

[trof]

8. Sticki Vicki

[originalpckelly]

10. Mine:

I-may-never-get-an-erection-again-after-hearing-about-this-icky-dude-boinking-gate!
:P

[npincus]

12. LOL

:rofl:

[originalpckelly]

18. Personally, I think it's a racket.

I'll never get one again, and now McCain is hawking Viagra:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2901190

[BOSSHOG]

11. He should be getting a big donation from Viagra, Maybe make a commercial

for them. Hey when you're with your lobbyist and not with your wife and the time is right, take one of these and vote in the morning.

[Vickers]

13. GreyPubeGate

:spank:

[madokie]

14. you know whats more disgusting than mcNuts boinking anyone

is the fact that senior had to boink babs to make junior, :puke:

[chelsea0011]

15. I like what has already been named,"The Straight Talk Sex Express"

[Libby2]

32. "The Straight Talk Sexpress" n/t

[chelsea0011]

53. That I like

[ChairmanAgnostic]

16. vixengate

or
vickigate, blondiegate

[CanonRay]

17. Blondgate? Vigragate?

[tekisui]

19. The Maverick and his Maverdick

[NDambi]

23. ha...McNut Express!

[Kashka-Kat]

20. How about "who gives a flying f*ck"

[shain from kane]

21. John McCain: Made Love, Not War. n/t

[NDambi]

22. Viva Viagra!

[proud2BlibKansan]

25. Mc Penisgate

[Javaman]

26. Here's a name...

"excuse me while I puke" scandal.

[livvy]

27. Chippy McHumpgate

[Demagitator]

28. Apocalypse Wow n/t

[WinkyDink]

29. "Hey! At Least It's Hetero!"-Gate.

[L. Coyote]

30. Deny-all-gate. + McCain's attorney is representing Rodriguez in the CIA tape

of this decision.

McCain denied this before, and even hired an attorney to suppress it, ROBERT BENNETT!
the same attorney representing Rodriguez in the CIA tape destruction case. LOL!

MORE: Kurtz Carried McCain's Link to Lobbyist Rumor Last December
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2900473

[johnfunk]

31. Trophyshtupgate

[Donnachaidh]

33. Victory with VIAGRA! Or for most elderly repukes --

Raising Lazarus with Pharmaceuticals! :evilgrin:

[Hobarticus]

34. Already Serviced By Day One?

[npincus]

35. ding ding ding!

:rofl:

[Hobarticus]

36. Yay! What do I get? A bridge? A barrel of delicious pork sausage?

A NEW HUNDRED YEAR WAR t-shirt?

[npincus]

40. You win one of these!

It's never too late!

[Hobarticus]

43. Uh..."I will serve my country here at home, paying taxes"

Isn't that the RW Exemption?

[Xenotime]

37. McCain's Vein

[UTUSN]

38. Pissy McNASTY

*******QUOTE*******

http://www.nypost.com/seven/02172008/gossip/pagesix/pagesix_u.htm

.... He torpedoed claims that his father has a volcanic temper, a reputation that's earned the former Vietnam POW the nickname "McNasty" among Washington politicos. "It cracks me up when I hear about this crazy temper because I've lived with him for almost 22 years and I've never seen it," Jack said, although he admitted, "If I screwed up, I'd know it."

Asked about his father reportedly telling another senator "(bleep) you" in a debate over an immigration bill, Jack said, "He probably deserved it . . . (My dad) isn't a bland politician. He's candid." Jack also shot down assertions that John, 71, is too old to be commander-in-chief, noting they hiked 30 miles together across the Grand Canyon last summer.

********UNQUOTE*******

[slackmaster]

39. Waste of oxygen

:nuke:

[Ganja Ninja]

41. "McStain" n/t

[Doctor_J]

42. Cialisgate

[lpbk2713]

44. Tailhook II

:shrug:

[wtmusic]

48. Tailgate? nt

[TahitiNut]

45. POW-WOW-Gate?

:shrug:

[MiniMe]

46. McCain Stain

[lame54]

Horny-Old-Guy-Gate

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

47. Phone Sex Gate

[coalition_unwilling]

49. "Uptick in the Surge"?? Kudos to the Air America listener who

coined this on the Stephanie Miller show this morning.

[Kadie]

50. McFriends-Gate

Because from now on we are all going to wonder when McCain uses the term "my friends" in his speeches.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

51. GILFgate

GILF = Grandpa I'd Like to F*ck.

[kwassa]

52. Porking Lobbygate

[DainBramaged]

54. The Love Missile Defense