There's No Romance in Fucking

[BOSSHOG]

john mccain in his best Tom Hanks impersonation from A League of their Own.

Continuing the never ending saga of members of the party of integrity giving hypocrisy a bad name.

[Fleshdancer]

1. and possible political favors for sex isn't very romantic either

McCain. Romance. As if he would ever be accused of that to begin with.

[trof]

2. Yep, don't confuse love with sex.

You CAN have one without the other.

[whistle]

3. That's a republican affair for you! Strickly mechanical

[shain from kane]

4. I call it knothole sex, just to gain experience.

An Indian from a nearby reservation went to a whorehouse and knocked on the door. When the madam answered, he said, "Me want woman! Me got money."

"But do you have experience?" the madam asked. "Experience?" asked the Indian. "Have you done this before?" asked the madam. "No, but me want woman. Me got money," replied the Indian.

The madam laughed and said, "I'll tell you what honey - You go out into the forest over there and practice with the knotholes in those trees, and when you know what you're doing you come back and see me."

The Indian went out into the forest and found a knothole to practice. The next week he went back to the whorehouse and knocked on the door.

When the Madam answered, he exclaimed, "Me want woman. Me got experience!" So the Madam sent him upstairs with one of her girls.

When they get upstairs the Indian told her to take off her clothes and bend over. When she did, he took out a 2 x 4 and smacked her on the ass.

"What the hell did you do that for!" she exclaimed. The Indian replied, "Me check for bees."

[notadmblnd]

5. No, but cheap meaningless sex with a stranger (acquaintance)

isn't necessarily all bad either. Just ask John.

[jimshoes]

6. Wait a minute, sex for money or favors...

what do they call that again,...?

[Virginia Dare]

7. Tenderness, Where Is The Tenderness?...

:headbang:

[skooooo]

8. Here's the tenderness, sweetheart.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UlQVhMAbwg

Straight from Otis.