So does anyone think he's still erectable?

[LiberalEsto]

I wonder what the latest poles are showing

[TahitiNut]

1. Sounds like a semenal question.

:dunce:

[quip]

19. The entire situation is still very fluid

[NNN0LHI]

37. Cum on you guys lets get series a butt this n/t

[ElboRuum]

53. Regardless, I'm sure this will leave a stain on his record.

[quip]

62. He will have to change his address

[annabanana]

86. as long as it's not a blue address. . . . n/t

[quip]

87. It would be tough to skirt that issue...

[The Doctor.]

91. Well, the odds seam stiff, and it's hard to maintain the kind of thrust he has so far...

But, as a master debator, I have no doubt he'll pull it out, and even though we're all a little raw, we'll have what we need in the end.

[quip]

92. Did you just say "raw"? There were chances that this thread wasn't going to get locked, but you

just rectum!

[The Doctor.]

93. You treat this like 'an-us vs. them' issue, butt it's-not.

Just because we're sore from forced-entreaty to take a position doesn't mean the mods will phail-us.

[quip]

94. So you sphink ters a chance? Even after your shot across the bowel?

[The Doctor.]

95. I'm not sure I wanna testes waters, an-al I wanna do is come together

over-ees issues.

[quip]

97. There's a vas deferens between coming together and premature masculation

[The Doctor.]

108. You may have won my affuctions, but we'll wind up at GIT-MO LEST we bring this to an end.

[quip]

110. Toilet to somebody who cares. You are a bad effluence.

[The Doctor.]

111. The PEN-IS mightier than the sword, I will title this in my diarrhe a; "Day that will go down in...

limpfamy."

[FourScore]

79. But it's not a very hard one.

[TahitiNut]

80. Maybe it was only a test tickle?

[DainBramaged]

2. This pole?

:rofl:

[LiberalEsto]

5. I'm sure McCain would LOVE a briefing

from that pole-ster

[RaleighNCDUer]

10. That would be a de-briefing, wouldn't it? nt

[0007]

14. The boys in the backroom are LTAO at Mr. More-head. Even to the point

of changing his name to MacGoodhead.

[Lochloosa]

56. I believe he is poling the electoric as we type.

[madokie]

3. one thing about it in America the voters don't elect the officials, the ones who count the votes do.

but isn't that the truth now

[DJ13]

4. He's got it within his grasp

[melody]

6. I think that's a flaccid argument at best

Sorry, that's the best I could come up with before coffee.

[malaise]

7. Only in an inflatable

sense :rofl:

[Greyskye]

8. depends on how wide his stance is on this issue

[Parche]

9. Electile Dysfunction

Cum on now, give the guy a break..........:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:hi:

[saigon68]

12. This one's better

[Virginia Dare]

27. Courtesy of MADem

[LiberalEsto]

33. Dear gawd

he looks like a chihuahua on a sofa leg

[knight_of_the_star]

34. Looks like he's got a firm grasp of the lobbyist issues

Nothing less than I would expect from such a vigorous opponent of such corruption, he doesn't waste his time on the foreplay with those lobbyists.

[saigon68]

64. Nice Photo

[quip]

17. BAAAAAAH!!!!ELEVENS!!

:scared: and :rofl: all at once! :D

[quip]

11. He needs to take matters into his own hands.

[DainBramaged]

13. Whose hands?

[quip]

15. You see, Al, it's a tough question which would require a master debater to answer.

[knight_of_the_star]

35. He wood also need to be a cunning linguist

[LiberalEsto]

16. McCain's aides should have told him

It's the ignominy, stupid

[chknltl]

18. I did not know that there was a candidate from Japan.

(Stolen from an old, BAD ethnic joke: "What do Japanese men do when they have an 'erection'???? They vote of course!")

[screembloodymurder]

20. He's so old he uses Lectric Shave instead of Viagra.

What a lobbiest won't do.

[endarkenment]

21. Of course he is still a viagrable candidate.

[havocmom]

23. So, you don't think his chances have been blown?

[endarkenment]

25. Someone will step in to give him a hand.

[havocmom]

47. You're prolly correct. They gotta keep him on top

even if it is a slippery slope

[LiberalEsto]

24. I guess we'll Cialis

when the time comes

[blondeatlast]

22. there's a trial balloon being floated and hopes are being raised (visual):

(Thanks to DUer Contrary1):

[endarkenment]

26. My keyboard is upset about the coffee that is now all over it.

[blondeatlast]

31. To those keyboards who might have been offended by my post, I apologize!

That graphic is so apropos now, yes? :rofl:

[endarkenment]

40. Funniest posst I've seen all day!

[LiberalEsto]

41. My keybord is still hanging on

but just barely. These posts just keep getting better, and I don't dare go get another cup of tea. (mmmmmph)

[blondeatlast]

50. Bigger. Bigger. BIGGER!

This visual needs a much, much bigger audience. Fluff it, willya?

[MiniMe]

106. Up, Up, and Away, Wouldn't you like to ride, my beautiful balloon?

[Virginia Dare]

28. Only his pharmacist knows for sure...

[LiberalEsto]

29. The media should really pump him

HARD for details

[knight_of_the_star]

30. That depends on how virile his support is

I mean if he has strong enough support for the next thrusts he should engage in on the campaign trail then he should be able to ride this one all the way down to the White House.

[BoneDaddy]

32. That's a hard question...

if he rises to the occasion, he may come out on top.

[NNN0LHI]

38. That ain't fair. You get a three point advantage due to your screen name

[BoneDaddy]

96. lol

ty

[DainBramaged]

36. I keep coming back to this thread and my smile just gets bigger and bigger

I wonder if Gramps gets a big smile too??:rofl:

[knight_of_the_star]

39. You know, if we keep this up

The Pun Police will be out in force all over DU with hostage negotiators, sharpshooters, and a SWAT team.

[endarkenment]

42. Don't beat around the bush

this has now become lounge-worthy.

[knight_of_the_star]

45. But it still TECHNICALLY is dealing with politics

Even if it is a whole bunch of foreplay

[LiberalEsto]

43. Just take away the letter S

and replace it with a T on that last item

[LiberalEsto]

46. Don't forget the pun-ditz nt

[endarkenment]

66. The pr0n-d1t2 are pwned

[quip]

63. Nice post, Otto

[DainBramaged]

70. Otto for President

[quip]

88. Don't blow this out of proportion, or it will go to his head

[DainBramaged]

116. Didn't he already get blown to his head???????

I won't go there.


Yes I will.

[pitohui]

44. i think this was leaked to impress the public that he wasn't too old and past it

IOKIYAR -- when mccain has an affair, it's just a sign of life in the old boy yet

but our side can't even get a blowjob

can they be ANY more transparent?

(sorry i don't have any puns, got no talent in that direction)

[stanwyck]

112. I thought it was to show a Republican actually has sex

with women as opposed to teenaged boys.

[emilyg]

48. Viagra to the rescue.

[LiberalEsto]

49. C'mon folks! One more erec...

I mean rec.

Ahhh. Done!

[blondeatlast]

52. I'll bi--um, recommend, I'll recommend! Yes. nt

[ElboRuum]

51. Also KRed.

It brings the funny.

I'll be starting the pool for the time when someone goes over the line and the mods lock it. Still good blocks left! Get 'em while they're hot!

[blondeatlast]

54. Poles can be skewed in many directions. nt

[LiberalEsto]

55. Wait for the exit poles

They'll give us a better idea of whether he's coming or going

[blondeatlast]

57. That did it. My 'tiel is terrified because I'm laughing so

HARD.




You knew it was coming...

[MNDemNY]

58. Don't exit too late.

[Ezlivin]

59. He could mount a stiff campaign

Depending on the position he takes.

[Bake]

60. I think he should pull out now.

Before he totally blows it.

Bake

[DainBramaged]

61. wonder if McCain can stand firm

to the barage of questions regarding his erectability?:rofl:

[Subdivisions]

65. Perhaps he's erectable viagra-phical sexual imagery? n/t

[endarkenment]

67. McStain Campaign HQ: stand by for an impotent announcement!

[LiberalEsto]

72. He should save it for Hardball

or Press the Meat

[Richard Steele]

68. If thoughts of voting for McCain last longer than four hours, seek immediate medical attention. nm

[DainBramaged]

69. oops, he got cold feet, shrinking in the sunlight

it wasn't about the sex at all.

[MiniMe]

107. Oh no, shrinkage

[DainBramaged]

115. His story has a new wrinkle in it.

[DainBramaged]

71. Today, McCain had his meat recalled

:rofl: :spray: :rofl: :rofl: :hide:

[JimboDem]

73. Could He Be a President........

Johnson? Woodn't that be interesting.:popcorn:

[Political Heretic]

74. THANK YOU for the big laugh this afternoon!!

That was great.

[FourScore]

75. Romney: "Uh, can I take back that endorsement and get back in the race?"

At least that's what I would imagine he's saying right about now.

[Ellipsis]

76. Like shooting pool with a rope.n/t

[RedEarth]

77. Once this comes to a head

it will be quite revealing....especially, since he has sworn to "faithfully discharge the duties of the office".

[alterfurz]

100. editing question

are you sure you didn't mean to say "discharge the doodies of the orifice"?

[uppityperson]

78. tweaked and erected

[Canuckistanian]

81. I think he can keep it up long enough

... to get the job done.

[DainBramaged]

82. New information coming any second.

[LiberalEsto]

83. Do you think the voters will swallow it?

[quip]

89. There could be bitter repercussions

[DainBramaged]

101. No, they've had their fill of him.

[Bright Eyes]

84. He may not be as erectable as before,

but he still can give us a run for our money-shot.

Hey, my jokes can't all be winners:P

[texpatriot2004]

85. Thanks for the laughs ya'll. What a funny thread. No, I don't think

he is erectable, not left to his own devices.

[candymarl]

90. Well he'll never withdraw

No matter what they push at him!

[DainBramaged]

98. But this may be the moment interruptus the campaign dreads

[LiberalEsto]

99. I think they'll get the feel of the voters

and see if they'll swallow his denials before pushing forward.

Somehow I can't see him withdrawing early, not while he's still ahead and has the momentum.

It will be harder, to be sure, at least for the next four hours or so, but his supporters will still expect him to come out on top.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

102. His supporters still spew support for him.

[leeroysphitz]

103. Is this post about Ralph Nader?

:shrug:

[Sabriel]

104. It depends on his missionary position.

Does anyone know his stance on that? It could be crucial to how both women and men accept him.

[IDemo]

105. He could use some Viabla, alright

[hyphenate]

109. Perhaps Bob Dole

could be his VP? At least his erectile choices are out in the open--no need for him to zip his mouth up about them.

[stanwyck]

113. Maybe with a woman on top

of the ticket, he could still slide in.
Condi? Are you interested in the top position?

[L0oniX]

114. Are you asking if his poll is erectable? Ask Cindy.

:sarcasm: