Taking Off The Tin-Foil Hat

[BeFree]

Yall know me, been hacking away here on and off for 6 years.

All this time I've worn me tin-foil hat to keep the mind control waves emanating from the mass of sheeple from infecting my political thinking.

The hat has served me well. I'll not vote for a pubbie, nor believe that Iraq crashed the twin towers or that using a credit card to build debt is a good thing.

Anyway I'm about too take it off for a few minutes here and want yall to witness what illness i may suffer. Ready? Here we go:

Whoa, look at that. Things are suddenly much less complicated. The enemy is just around the next corner. I see him now! But I can go shopping now because GW is on the case and the other GW is just smoke. The world has always been at war and I should just shut-up and get used to it. Start fighting. Fight who? Fight everyone, that's who.

Go ahead and wiretap my phone. I never say anything that needs to be private anyway. Nope never talk politics or about the family either. Wait... sometimes I do. Oh well, if they think I'm against crooks, liars and thieves then that's that.

Anyway, everything else is fine. The world is not gonna end, at least not until we meet the Middle Easters for the Armageddon that is prophesied, and there ain't nothing we can do anyway, so as the president says: Bring It On. Such fearlessness from the leader of the free world is what we need right now, because they are sitting on our oil and they ain't gonna give up without a fight - just as the prophets said. Lets get it over with as soon as we can. Onward Christian soldiers and all that jazz.

Whooboy, it's all so much clearer now. No reason to hope, so the leftist, liberal leaning is out the window and now I can see that the end is near and we should do unto them before they do unto us.

So I'm all for McCain, cuz he's gonna keep us fighting in the ME. 100 years or more, whatever it takes, cuz we don't know - there may be enough oil there to keep America going for a hundred more years. Let us hope, cuz if it wasn't for oil, we'd a never been afraid of them folks to start with.

Now I see that man can't alter the environment. Its gonna do what it wants to do. So what if we've been co2ing the air, it's been co2ed before and I'm still alive!

Whew, now that's some brave new world I'm looking out over since me tin foil hat is gone. Survival of the fittest. In this dog-eat-dog world I'm now tuned into, I see the boogeyman so clearly now.

We have met the enemy and it ain't me. I swear.