Caption George and St. John

[BurtWorm]

"Listen up, reporter dudes. My buddy McMan here is no more crooked than I am. Right, McMan?"

[Olney Blue]

1. Sorry, boss, but his remote control stopped working

and I can't shut the fucker up.

[pacalo]

2. "He sold his soul to the highest bidder -- & I ain't no prize".

[Aviation Pro]

3. Holy Crap!

Is President Insane turning into Elephant Man? What a fucking buckethead.

[Mnemosyne]

4. McInsane looks as if he'd like to rip *'s

head off. Faked smile and pissed off eyes.

[AlCzervik]

5. "So he started singing I'll melt with you and thats when i knew it was love"

[nightrider767]

6. And so I tell Dickweed over here "Chill, you're gonna get your shot!".

[unkachuck]

7. "...sure....

....I'd buy a used car from johnny, wouldn't you?"

[madokie]

8. they both sure look old for this picture to be taken so long ago before bush* quit the bottle

or somebodys lying like snakes cause that ole boy ratch there is shitter'ern a drunk house mouse, I shit you not. I used to be one of them ole boys who would get snockered and I can from years of living it can now recognize it in any shitfaced drunk. A heavy drinker has a look about them that is hard to pin down but for a fellow drunk they can see one of their kind a mile away.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

9. "He actually seems to enjoy my body sweat. Watch me stick his head in my armpit"

"You do want to show the Republican base how much you like their hero, don't you Johnnie?"

[Swamp Rat]

10. Here ya go:

[provis99]

11. "And then I asked him, where can I get one of those lobbyist girlies?"