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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 01:32 PM
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I think of Republicans as brain munching zombies.
Edited on Sat Feb-23-08 01:33 PM by originalpckelly
You can't negotiate with a brain munching zombie, they'll pick your brain, and not in the good way.

The thing here is that we have to go after the talisman that entranced the people of the village and made them brain munching zombies in the first place. Only then, when they are de-zombiefied, will it be possible to negotiate with them.

Just a polite reminder to those out there who think you can have a rational discussion with a brain munching zombie.


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ananda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 01:34 PM
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1. It's hard to go after ..
.. entrenched fear and hate.

I've tried every which way.
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 01:39 PM
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2. Irony will run strong in this thread
:argh:
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 01:53 PM
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3. Here's one in an advance stage of Republican entropy
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 01:54 PM
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4. OMG!
:rofl:

Ugh, dude trim the neck hair! :puke:
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 05:51 PM
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12. Every week his mother runs a lawn mower over his back.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 01:59 PM
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5. yep
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 02:03 PM
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6. Another one!
:rofl:

You're da' best! :P
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AndyTiedye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 02:09 PM
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7. Watching All That Faux News Turns Them Into Mindless Zombies
The thing here is that we have to go after the talisman that entranced the people of the village and made them brain munching zombies in the first place. Only then, when they are de-zombiefied, will it be possible to negotiate with them.


That would be the Mighty Slime Machine, otherwise known as the MSM.

How do we go about it? We could boycott them, but they don't really care about ratings, their parent corporations make more money off the war then they do off the TV networks they own.

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Captain Angry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 02:28 PM
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8. Impossible.
Republicans couldn't identify a brain if it had a sign on it that said "Hey Dumbass, I'm a brain."
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QC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 02:38 PM
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9. You need to get up to speed.
We are now supposed to reach across the aisle and embrace Republicans.

Sure, it might mean going along with proposals to privatize schools and Social Security, as well as getting into bed with fundamentalist bigots, but it's now time for unity with Republicans.
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 02:40 PM
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11. make sure they don't see your knife ...
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 02:40 PM
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10. would explain why they'd have to go to other people for their sustenance ...
since they'd have no luck "eating their own" ...
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Virginia Dare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-23-08 06:40 PM
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13. If Raygun came back as a baby-eating zombie tomorrow..
and announced he was running for President, I have no doubt at all that he would win. The "pro-lifers" would flock to the polls to vote for him...:rofl:
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