I finally figured out how Sen. Jeff Sessions pronounces "United States"

[El Supremo]

It's "You Nightie Stays"

I've been listening to him for months. I finally pegged it just now while listening to him knock the Feingold Amendment on Iraq.

[Parche]

1. He Is one of the reasons i despise Alabama

:hi:

[burythehatchet]

3. He does have that special something that inspires loathing n/t

[madokie]

2. listening to Jeff Sessions is like draging a fingernail across the chalk board

does the same thing to me.

[bamademo]

4. You wouldn't despise it if you visited

I love my state warts and all and I work to change peoples attitudes towards it and make it a better place.

[TwilightGardener]

5. He makes me want to bludgeon him, with that fucking exaggerated Bo Duke accent.

Sorry, I lived quite a few years in the South, and most Southerners don't lay it on that thick.

[Virginia Dare]

7. Southerners have that unique ability..

to turn a one-syllable word into two or more syllables. My bil (whose name is BILL) is known as BEE-YALL in Alabama.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

6. I'd blow my brains out if I had to listen to him for 5 minutes

He may be the biggest slimeball in the whole Senate.

[Virginia Dare]

8. Did he go to Yale with the chimp?

He still can't pronounce anything worth a shit. Every time he says NU-KYU-LAR I want to slap him.

[SoCalDem]

9. Don't you go pickin' on Jeffie

[TwilightGardener]

10. There is a clear family resemblance there, definitely.

[spanone]

11. i'm from the south and he's embarassing to me

[Stinky The Clown]

12. One chromosome shy of a gene .......