Now for a Bit of Levity: Tour the GWB 43 Presidential Library

[Eurobabe]

George W Bush Presidential Library


The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. You'll want to be one of the first to make a contribution to this great man's legacy
The Library will include:

* The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

* The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything.

* The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to even show up.

* The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

* The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

* The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (Which no one has been able to find).

* The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to go back for second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tours.

* The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery.

* Plans also include: The K-Street Project Gift Shop - Where you can buy (or just steal) an election.

* The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.

* Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a 7/8 scale model of the President's ego

* To highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate them.

When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about the individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his father's.

[BattyDem]

1. Wow ... and I thought it would only have comic books and coloring books.

Silly me. :blush:


On edit: Great list! :hi:

[Kerrytravelers]

2. I love you.

:toast:

[againes654]

3. Great, now bush is responsible

for the rice crispies all over my laptop.

That way great!!!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[jeff30997]

4. Here's a picture of the room where you can make a donation:

[theredpen]

5. They are spending $250mm just to BUILD this turd-polishing institute

And they want to raise another $250mm to fund its ongoing mission to polish the turd.

[LibDemAlways]

6. Here's an artist's rendition with some appropriate

commentary:

[orleans]

7. i thought you said "levity"

i don't doubt ANY of what you wrote is actually true.

[Firespirit]

8. Some other suggestions

* The Diebold Room, where you check out one book and another will show up on your card.

* The Fox News Media Center, where every DVD and CD cover has a pinup girl and an eagle superimposed over the American flag, regardless of content.

* The September 11 Room, which has many categories like "Habeas Corpus" and "1st Amendment," but all the books in every category are lurid photo books about 9/11.

* The teen section, also called the Mark Foley Reading Room.

[Eurobabe]

9. LOL, excellent, keep going!!

:rofl:

[malaise]

10. From Greeby's thread

[Eurobabe]

11. Don't forget to visit the Lurita Doan Room

Bone up on the following hot topics: Learn feigned indignity and finer points of paranoia while testifying under oath, find out how to get promoted to positions beyond your ability in exchange for Presidential campaign contributions. Don't forget the special exhibit on brown bag lunches and Power Point presentations! Register soon, space is limited!