Bush's policies are protecting us from terrorism

[ck4829]

How do I know?

I have an Anti-Meteor Amulet that protects me from meteors.

So far I haven't been hit by a meteor. So my Amulet MUST be working.

Therefore, it must be Bush that is protecting us from terrorism, right?

Pay no attention to the fact that we were actually hit while Bush was in charge on 9/11. But the facts have a liberal bias, so who cares?

[lonestarnot]

1. I would like Anti-Meteor Amulets for $1000.00 Alex!

:P

[Trajan]

2. Nearly 3000 innocent people died in 2001 ....

Bush was President, and congress was controlled by the GOP ....

Nuff said ....

[Richardo]

3. I had a similar post about torture - we're on the same page...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=2468176&mesg_id=2468176 :hi:

[margotb822]

4. I haven't worn black pants since 9/11

and nothing like that has happened since, so it must have been the pants!

[Canuckistanian]

5. Ah, but see what happens when you have NO amulet?

'Meteorite' hits girl
Siobhan Cowton

The odds against being hit by a meteorite are billions to one - but a teenager in North Yorkshire may have had one land on her foot.

Siobhan Cowton, 14, was getting into the family car outside her Northallerton home at 1030 BST on Thursday when a stone fell on her from the sky.


This does not happen very often in Northallerton

Siobhan Cowton

Noticing it was "quite hot", she showed it to her father Niel.

The family now plan to have the stone analysed by scientists at Durham University.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/sci/tech/2218755.stm

So, you'd better believe Bush... or you'll be hit by a meteorite.