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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 12:02 PM
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My teevee has an asshole


(Presser - Naming Matt Gonzales as his VEEP)
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Hugabear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 12:04 PM
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1. Now that's funny!
An inconsequential ass naming an even more inconsequential ass as his running mate!
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acmavm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 12:12 PM
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7. Who'd he name???
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Hugabear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 12:14 PM
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8. Read the OP
It's right below Nader's picture. If you want, though, I'll save you the trouble - Matt Gonzalez, the Green Party guy who ran for mayor of San Francisco.
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acmavm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 02:13 PM
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17. Hell, are you kidding? I flew right past that picture. Now I'll have
nightmares for a week.
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Eurobabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 12:04 PM
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2. Get that asshole some Imodium
Edited on Thu Feb-28-08 12:04 PM by 48percenter
he's always running off at the mouth. Er, shouldn't that be the other way around? Whatever.
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 12:06 PM
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3. It's hard to believe that anyone would vote for that spook
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idovoodoo Donating Member (365 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 12:07 PM
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4. Mine did too earlier this morning...there was a monkey coming out of it!
:evilgrin:
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 12:07 PM
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5. I knew he had makeup on last Sunday
His face looks like Bush's without it.
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monktonman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 12:09 PM
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6. Seems that asshole has spread to my computer
I need an asshole vaccine or something.
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 12:16 PM
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9. There are times that I wonder
If he really believes what he does for the good of humanity or if he's just an asshole tool of the Republicans...or maybe he IS a Republican who is cashing in on those who are so far left that they make me look like Hitler...

My opinion seems to go further and further to the latter two every election season...
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 12:16 PM
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10. OMG
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 12:17 PM
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11. bwwaaa ah ah ha ha hahahahahahaha
:rofl:
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Virginia Dare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 12:19 PM
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12. I think we know which one is the "cute" one...
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 01:00 PM
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13. That's good.
Now you can hang it on a wall!

Nader is just like a hemorrhoid. When he comes and goes, he's not too bad. When he comes and stays, he's a pain in the ass.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 01:12 PM
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14. Nice that it only seems to manifest itself every four years though.
On the other hand, if it stuck around between and did something productive like grow a viable third party out of it's--well, whatever--instead of whining about how not only you, but the rest of us don't care to hear its pathetic moans--I could give your TV's sphincter some respect...
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 01:29 PM
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15. Then, quick, put a Depend on it.
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 01:31 PM
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16. now my damn computer monitor has one too
shit
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ProgressiveFool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 02:55 PM
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18. Why did I immediately set that thread title to the Oscar Meyer song music?
It's N-A-D-E-R.
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